Author: Cerasi J.
Summary: A song parody
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Britney Spears
Disclaimer: I don't own Britney Spears, (Who would want to?), Obi-Wan Kenobi, or Qui-Gon Jinn, this is only for fun, and I only have $1.75 to my name so please don't sue me!
Note to reader: I don't think 'Stupidness' is ever a word, it was 3-in-the-morning when I wrote this. Sung by Qui-Gon Jinn to Obi-Wan. Set to the tune of Britney Spears' ...baby one more time.

Oh Obi, Obi (x3)
How was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here.

Oh Obi, Obi
I shouldn't have left you back there. And now you're outta sight yeah.

BRIDGE: Show me how to kill him. Tell me. Tell me, Obi 'cause I need to know now oh because...

CHORUS: My stupidness is killin' me (and I ) I must confess, I still believe (still believe) You shoulda been here, but you wasted time. Give me a sign. Slice him Obi, one more time!

Oh Obi, Obi
The reason I died is you.
The rage has got you blinded.

Oh Obi, Obi
There's nothing that I wouldn't do to take back that five seconds.

BRIDGE CHORUS
Oh Obi, Obi
How was I supposed to know?
Oh pretty Obi,
I shouldn't let you go.
I must confess my stupidness has killed me now.
Don't you know I still believe you shoulda been there,
but you wasted time.
Slice him Obi, one more time.

Yeah I know that *really* sucked, but if you want to review anyway...(hint, hint reader!)