Cinn: Yo, I'm back. How many times have I now said I won't write anymore for this fic? Quite a few. New years resolution: stop saying stuff I'm not going to keep!. Anyways, this is a best of chappie, don't ask what possessed me to write it, but I did.

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Morpheus: Hello teams, welcome back to the scrapheap.

Trinity: We better not be building anything else...

Niobe: No, we've made you all come back to the scrapheap because we're going to review th best bits of the past 14 days.

Twins: Interesting * sarcasticly *

Morpheus: Moving on... First teams, which bit do you think was best of the first day?

Perse: Which was that?

Niobe: wheely cars.

Mouse: Well it HAS to be...

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

1/4 hour later

Trinity+Neo+Switch+Mouse: * drag robin reliant into the work area. *

Oracle: Where is the cooker! We're all gonna starve I tell you! And it means I can't cook any cookies!

Neo: What was that about cookies?

Trinity: We're not here to eat! We're hear to show the programs we're better than them, again.

Niobe: * enters after hearing the oracle shouting. * What's the problem?

Oracle: There's nowhere for me to bake any cookies! We're all gonna starve!

Niobe: We supply sandwiches midway through, and there's a drink machine

there, * points * if you get thirsty.

Oracle: But my team's gonna starve without food before lunch, they need to keep up their strength!

Trinity: Stop acting like our grandmother and do something useful...

Neo: Bad idea!

Oracle: Fine! * picks up sledge hammer and bashes the robin reliant so the frame comes off. producing some very loud bangs, thuds and other noises that practically deafen the rest of the team. *

Trinity: Ow! Shut-Up!

Oracle: * Stops *

Trinity: Couldn't there be a cooker somewhere so she could go away!

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

One: no no no NO, the best bit was..

Two: ..when Perse kept complaining about her dress!

Switch: Was not!

Twins: WAS!

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

Mero: To ztop us flying backvards.

Perse: Oh.

Trinity+Mouse: * come past on quad looking for an engine. But start laughing so Trinity nearly knocks Perse down. *

Perse: Watch it!

Trinity: What's with the fashion statement?

Perse: It's so I don't get my dress dirty. * continues picking her way through the scrap. *

Trinity: Good god woman! It won't kill you to get dirty! * drives through the patch of dirt next to Perse. *

Perse: HEY! That'll ruin my outfit! * waves metal pole at Trinity and Mouse. *

Mero: * oblivious to the resent event. * Hey zou found one! That's perfect!

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Mouse: Acctually that was pretty funny..

Trinity: Though I regret not acctually hitting her...

Perse: HEY! Just 'cause I got your boyfriend to snog me!

Trinity: Aint that a good enough reason to kill you? I mean the twins try to kill us all the time for nothing!

Morpheus: Enough! Let's move onto the second day.

Niobe: Mini Throwers.

Mero: that HAD to be...

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

Niobe: programs, next throw... Now * presses the beeper. *

One+Two: * set thier catapult off. But it all callapses in *

Neo+Mouse+Oracle+Switch+Trinity: * laugh insanly. *

Niobe: The mini went 0.5 metres, still further than the leather lovers. But they have tried to fix thiers so we'll have to see.

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Mero: The funniest thing about that was that it still went further than theirs...

Trinity: No, 'cause it all fell in. Hilarious!

Mouse: Yep, very funny! Even though I acctually thought it was funny when Trinity and Neo went off together.

Trinity: Mouse, shut-up.

Mouse: No.

Trinity: Yes.

Morpheus: Both of you shut-up!

Trinity+Mouse: Sorry.

Niobe: anyways, 3rd day. Which was I believe was bomb disposal kits.

Twins: When they blew up.

Switch: No, when Neo and Mouse started playing on the granny scooters!

Trinity: That was funny, gotta love the oracles cookies for a reason.

Switch: No, 'cause they're annoyin when they're high.

Trinity: I was being sarcastic.

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

4 hours later...

Morpheus: * speaking into loud speaker. but also looking somewhat ruffled. * You have one hour left teams, 1 hour remaining, thank-you.

Niobe: * also looking a bit ruffled. * Who do you think's gonna win?

Morpheus: programs, you?

Niobe: same. Espeasially since Neo and mouse seem to be playing with theirs, i think they'll blow it up in a min.

Morpheus: Yeah, mouse driving, Neo riding. Oracles cookies again?

Niobe: probally. According to Trinity. Coco powder and coca make Neo hypa, and she thinks the same about mouse.

Morpheus: Umm.

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Twins: NO! The stress panel!

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

Mero: s-t-r-e-s-s p-a-n-e-l

Two: * hit's it obviously stressed. *

One: That's not how you use a stress panel! * hit's stress panel a lot harder than two. *

Mero: get back to work

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

One: Just think, my twin didn't know how to use a stress panel!

Two: Hey! that's mean!

Perse: Stop bickering!

Mouse: Though the bit were we were discusing whether Trinity was sane or not was funny!

Switch: Definately funny!

Trinity: But I AM sane!

Switch: Not.

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~ (are these getting annoying now?)

Mouse: What exactly are we gonna be doing with these?

Switch: Move toxic liquid, and cut through electrical wires, move bombs and stuff like like that.

Mouse: Oh. what's wrong with the old way?

Switch: Which is?

Mouse: Using your hands, with gloves on.

Switch: How many sane people do that?

Mouse: Trinity.

Switch: I said SANE people, Mouse.

Mouse: Good point.

Trinity: Hey! I happen to still have my sanity!

Switch: Nope. * giggles. * ~ then how come you've done it with Neo! ~

Mouse: * also giggles *

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Trinity: What reasons do you have against me!

Switch: 2nd day...

Trinity: If you're implying what I think you are.

Switch: That you're insane 'cause you've done it with Neo. I was implying that.

Neo: * looks hurt, then starts crying *

Trinity: O.K. I think I'm begining to see your point.

Switch: Yep.

Trinity: You can have him now if you want Perse...

Perse: Nope. No way.

Morphues: Next day, 4th day.

Niobe: Colapsable Cars.

Seitch: How many arguments did you loose that day, Trinity?

Trinity: 1.

Mouse: More like 3.

Trinity: And I won about 5!

Mero: Shut-up, let's talk about our team!

Twins: Like when we stuck our heads through the wall.

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

2 hours later...

Neo: * taking the set apart. *

Trinity: What are you doing?

Neo: Getting a chain and a cog so I can make the complicated thing we need.

Trinity: You're going to make it! You don't even know what it's called!

Neo: Neither do you, but I do know how to make one.

Trinity: I'll beleive that when I see it!

One+Two: So will we! * who happen to have been sticking their heads through the wall *

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

twins: We also managed to freak your team out by doing that!

Trinity: only on the first day.

Morpheus 5th day. Amphibious motorbikes.

Neo: Trying to drive 'em.

Twins: And then we managed to attack you...

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~ (you guessed it)

Neo: THIS THING WON'T TURN! * leans a bit too far * EEK! * tips thing right over so ends up in lake drenshed *

Mouse: HAVE YOU FOUND A SECRET STASH OF COOKIES?

Neo: NO! That's wasn't intensional!

One: You thinking what I am?

Two: Probally, seeing as though we are twins...

One: Come on then..

Two: O.K. O.K.

Twins: * phase and go to attack Neo, who might I add is still in the lake trying to turn the motorbike back over *

Neo: OW! Ouch! OW! STOP IT!

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Neo: That hurt.

Trinity: No, you don't say. That's not why you were screaming with pain, was it?

Neo: Shut-up.

Trinity: No. * kicks him *

Neo: OWWWW.

Switch: Anyways, day 6?

Niobe: Ah yes, day 6, ice-skating vehicles...

Trinity: Neo being an idiot.

Switch: He does that a lot.

Neo: HEY!

Trinity: But it's true, how many people do you know who are surrounded by cars, and are standing on a hugh mountain of wheels and can't find any wheels!

Neo: Erm, 1.

Trinity: Yep, you.

Twins: Seriously!

Switch: Seriously what?

One: could he seriously not..

Two: .. Find any wheels?

Trinity: Seriously.

Twins: * roll on the floor with laughter. *

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

3 hours later...

Neo: * happens to be standing in the middle of a load of cars, and on a big hill of wheels and assorted tyres. And speaking down the radio. * I can't find any wheels!

Trinity: O.K. I'll be out in a sec. Mouse, sort that out would you!

1 minute later...

Trinity: What do you mean you can find any bloody wheels!

Neo: Where are there some!

Trinity: look under your feet!

Neo: * looks down * Well would you look at that!

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Mero: * laughs *

Perse: But weren't he looking for spesific wheels?

Mouse: No, if memory serves me correctly, he was just looking for two the same.

Perse: Oh.

Morpheus: Anyways, after that `slightly` funny incident. Day 7.

Niobe: giant-dart flinging machines.

Perse: When their's broke!

Switch: That weren't funny! The pink elephant was!

Mouse: No it weren't!

Mero: What was funny was when them two * points at twins * nearly went to the pub.

Twins: * looks strangely innocent *

Niobe: What I think was funny when mero said let's get going, and had a cuppa tea.

Mero: So?

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

Mero: Right let's get cracking, we haven't done aout yet. * picks up some tea *

Perse: Stop using commoners language!

One: And tea doesn't have anything..

Two: ..To do with the crossbow!

Mero: whatever!

Arcitect: Seems a good technique to me!

Morpheus: Is it me or did Mero just say " Right let's get cracking, we haven't done aout yet. " Then pick up a cup of tea?

Niobe: Nope. He did do that.

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Trinity: And we call Neo weird. Wait, hang on bad example.

Neo: Does everyone hate me by any chance?

Switch: Probably.

Trinity: I don't recall anyone acctually saying they hated him. Just that he was pretty strange.

Neo: I'M NOT HATED! * starts dancing around insanely *

Perse: * screams and hides behind mero and twins *

Trinity: sleeping pill anyone?

Switch: Here. * hands pill to Trinity *

Trinity: Thank-you. * stuffs it down Neo's throat * That'll shut him up for a while.

Switch: Much better. Anyonther weird flashbacks?

Twins: Hopefully not for this day.

Mouse: But for the other 7 days.

Trinity: Mouse, you don't need to start twin speak.

Mouse: Didn't think I was.

Morpheus: Anyways... Day 8.

Niobe: jet-powered drag racers.

Trinity: Theirs looked like it was about to fall apart!

Mero: But we still won!

Trinity: Someone made me worried, and I think said person has an addiction to cartoons...

Everyone else who is consious: Neo?

Trinity: Yep.

Switch: Flashback.

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

Trinity: I was joking dumbo!

Neo: Acctually, dumbo is an elephant that can fly with his ears.

Trinity: Not many of us watch fairy-tale cartoons.

Neo: Not even when you were little?

Trinity: Me? No. Don't know about the others, it's not something we NORMALLY talk about.

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Mero: You said `I` was weird.

Mouse: Yeah, but we'd all agreed Neo was weirder.

Switch: I think it was stupid that a `big` fire engine was sent to put out a `little` fire.

Perse: highly idiotic.

Morpheus: anyways, day 9.

Niobe: high powered speed boats.

Mero: What funny memories do we have from that?

Twins: * grin *

Perse: They were invisible. * points *

Mero: Oh yeah...

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

Perse: The.. the, the ladders!

Mero: What about them?

Perse: They m..m..m..moved!

Mero: Really? * sarcastic *

Perse: Really!

Mero: * goes to look * No they don't! * returns *

Perse: I swear they did!

Mero: On all your make-up and dresses?

Perse: YES!

Mero: Whatever.

2 hours later...

Mero: EEEEEEEK!

Perse+Arcitect: what?

Mero: The tools are moving! By themselves!

Perse: TOLD YOU!

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Twins: That was about it...

Neo: * regains consiousness * Where the h*ll am I?

Trinity: Where you were when you fell asleep.

Neo: which was where exactly.

Trinity: the scrapheap, disscussing weird memories.

Neo: Oh yeah.

Trinity: Sleeping pill?

Switch: Who for? You or Neo?

Trinity: Either. He's annoyin' me.

Switch: Whatever, I don't have any left.

Trinity: sh*t!

Morpheus: If that's it, maybe we should move on to...

Niobe: ...day 10. fire engines.

Mouse: WAIT! I've just remembered a really funny memory from day 6!

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

Mero: * whilst trying to go too fast round a bend, has spun the skater thingy out of control, it now looks like he's doing some sort of fancy waltz *

Morpheus: Should I find some appropriate music?

Niobe: Of course!

Morpheus: * Fiddles with the controls on his chair, and some waltz music sounds through the loud speakers. *

Mero: STOP IMPERSONATING ME!

Trinity: * turns to Neo, with this look on her face like she's gonna ask him to dance with her. *

Neo: * shakes his head and turns around * ~ cookies ~

Trinity: * pulls him back around and dances with him anyway *

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Switch: FUNNY! HA! Annoyingly weird might be a better discription.

Niobe: Anyways, back to day 10, which was fire engines.

Twins: * grin evily before drawing their switchblades *

Trinity: There's yourt answer.

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

Trinity: Well I have some options for you... 1) you can just GIVE me the pump. 2) I'll kick you THEN take it. 3) Be tight buggers and make me kill you before I take it.

Twins: 4) We'll kill you before you take it...

Trinity: Fine make me got to option 2. * kicks twins before snatching the pump *

Twins: * looks at each other, nod, then stand and draw their switchblades *

Trinity: EEK * runs for her life, and returns to her base. * The twins tried to kill me!

Twins: * muttering * No one likes a tell-tale.

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Twins: * put switchbaldes away *

Trinity: Acctually I think it was funnier when I kicked Perse and she was more upset about the mud on her dress as to the pain I caused her.

Switch: I mean who cares more about their clothes than pain?

Mouse: Perse.

Perse: HEY! Don't be mean.

Niobe: day 11, mini curlers.

Everyone thinks about the twins then the musical performance after said twin incident.

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

15 mins later...

One: Who wants two great.. * speaking down radio *

Two: ..Big sprockets on toast? * also speaking down radio *

2 hours later...

Mouse+Neo+Switch+Trinity: * start performing weird sailors tune which I forgot name of *

Morpheus+Niobe: * start doing the weird arm thing in a car they were having a chat in *

Arcitect+Mero+One+Two: * laugh at the insanity of the other team *

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Everyone is currently rolling around the floor in laughter.

Switch: * regains sanity * O.K. that's enough. * stands *

Everyone else: * regains their sanity and also stands *

Twins: Got another good one.

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

30 minutes later again...

Perse: Mero... How much do you love me? * holding chain behind her back so he can't see it *

Mero: Depends...

Perse: What if I gave you this? * gives him chain *

Mero: Alright you can get ridda the cameras now...

Perse: It's rid of.

Mero: Whatever.

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Morpheus: That's about all from day 11 what about day 12?

Niobe: army tanks.

Neo: what I remember of the begining of the day.

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

Trinity: O.K. Neo, you coming? * turns round to face Neo * O.K. That presents a problem... * points at Neo *

Neo: * has fallen asleep, with his face in a bucket of oil *

Mouse: OOOOOK.

Switch: * starts giggling * You know, he could actually drown if you don't wake him soon...

Trinity: Wouldn't be so bad...

Switch: Says you...

Trinity: Shut-up. * kicks Neo, and sends him flying across the work area *

Neo: OW! * wakes * What the h*ll?

Trinity: You fell asleep, just thought I'd wake you...

Switch: Only you fell asleep in the bucket of oil.

Mouse: And... Erm... that's about it.. Only when Trinity woke you, she kicked you pretty hard, and you when flying across the work area.

Twins: * randomly decide to stick their heads through the wall to see what the commotion was * Why couldn't you have let us kick 'im?

Trinity: B*gg*r off!

Twins: * knowing better to try Trinity's patience turn their attention back to what the architect was saying *

Architect: One, Two! Do you know what I just said!

Twins: Yes. You said..

One: ..We're gonna to concentrate on the turret more than the wheels..

Two: ..And we need to get a plastic box, a land rover plus axles times 3..

Twins: ..And some metal for protecting the rest of the team inside.

Architect: Lucky guess. Well what are you waiting for?

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Niobe: O.K. that was a long flashback, so we'll go onto day 14. Grand prix cars.

Twins: Lets have a very long flahback now...

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

2 hours later...(12 hours remaining.)

One: * speaking into loudspeaker * Leather lovers you have 30 seconds remaining, Programs you have 16 hours remaining!

Two: * looks at one weirdly *

One: I love being me * tucks into the big plate of chips on his lap *

Two: * gives one a can-I-have-some? look.

~~~~~next flashback~~~~~

Menawhile...

One: OWW! Water, cold water quickly! * has just burnt himself on hot metal *

Two: Product will be hot after heating, and just phase you idiot!

One: Oh yeah! * phases * Good as new.

Perse: * shudders when one phases *

~~~~~next flashback~~~~~

2 hours later...(8 hours remaining)

Architect: TWINS!

Twins: * look as innocent as posible when you covered in paint *

Architect: Why do you have paint all down your faces?

Twins: Trinity got cross with us, and she found a tin of bright pink paint Mouse had before. So now we're florescent pink albinos.

Perse: Just get on with something!

4 hours later...(4 hours remaining)

Trinity: EEEEEEK!

Twins: * leaning over dividing wall, and tipping a bucket of bright pink, florescent paint over Trinity *

Perse: Twins! * grabs each by a foot and pulls them back down. *

Twins: * fall backwards and drop paint bucket over Perse, but phase so a)perse doesn't kill them and b)so the fall doesn't kill them *

Perse: EW! I'M COVERED IN PINK PAINT!

Trinity+Twins: Join the club!

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Twins: The paint was funny.

Trinity: Though I still haven't got the pink stain outa clothes.

Mouse: even though they were just digital images..

Trinity: Oh yeah...

Niobe: O.K.

Morpheus: Now, for the last set of flashbacks, we have a few guests.

Niobe: Please welcome back the agents.

Agents: * enter *

Morpheus: Now for days 15+16 the mega challenge, which was episode 14.

Niobe: snow-vehicles.

Trinity: The fact the agents couldn't agree on anything.

Brown: Ain't my fault smith has to agree with everything before we can go ahead with it. Then can't admit when he's wrong.

Switch?: You did better than us, infortunatly. Neither can Mero either.

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

1/2 hour later...

Switch: HEY! That's ain't fair!

Mero: You're the ones breaking the rules!

Switch: Are not!

Mero: Are too! you had all four people out of the base at once.

Niobe: Actually that is allowed in emergencies.

Mero: * fumes *

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Trinity: The battle line conversation that Niobe and Morpheus had was funny.

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~

Meanwhile...

Morpheus: How'd you think the newcomers'll do?

Niobe: Who the agents? Depend how well they construct their thingy.

Morpheus: Well all the battle line have been drawn. Leather Lovers Vs Programs, usual, and the agents against themselves. They've done nothing but argue.

Niobe: Hm, very funny actually, though I don't see why the programs have brought their dog this time.

Morpheus: I've been told it's the twins, and they were set on bringing Blade with them for once.

Niobe: RRiigghhtt.

~~~~~end flashback mode~~~~~

Smith: Humor is irelivent.

Trinty: So is not! And there is someone here who can kill you you know, so don't dp anything stupid.

Smith: I also killed said person.

Niobe: Let's go into a few more memories.

Switch: You're begining to sound like the oracle.

Niobe: Whooopie! * sarcasticly *

Brown: tool cam was funny.

~~~~~flashback mode~~~~~

~~ Tool cam ~~

Trinity: We appear to be missing 6 wheels, we have our suspects.

Mero: It weren't us!

Smith: WE haven't taken any, I haven't seen anymore than 6 wheels today.

Trinity: And we're missing 6...

Perse: There you go...

Smith: But they've been attached to our vehicle since yesterday!

Brown: Ask the programs dog!

One: Blade apologise to the leather lovers * holds Blade up to the tool cam *

Trinity: Oh ha ha * sarcastically * You were a big help guys really.

~~ end tool cam ~~

~~~~~end flashback~~~~~

Perse: You suspected us though! So unfair!

Trinity: But you'd been pranking us all the previous day! We had a reason to suspect you...

Morpheus: Well it's time to finish, you may all go home now..

Niobe: And try not to kill each other.

Everyone starts to leave, but the argument that had just started between Perse and Trinity grew to fist combat, Perse hitting everyone but Trinity started a HUGE fight between everyone. Everyone that is except...

Neo: Flying is great! Get to avoid things, like huge fights.

Trinity: * yells at Neo * A little help?

Neo: You started it, I'm off!

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Cinn: What the heck? Well anyways, if I missed a really good part for a flash back, do tell me then maybe I can edit it to include that flashback. But don't say the whole fic! Not a chance of repeating the whole fic in this chappie. Well that's it for now. I hoped you enjoyed this `best of` chappie, I enjoyed writing it. PLEASE reveiw.