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"Urusai! Do you want to die?" Genjo Sanzo's favorite phrase.

"Sanzo, haraheta!" San Goku's trademark line.

"Yare yare desu ne…" Cho Hakkai's calming words.

"Oi, bakasaru!" Sha Gojyo's constant complain.

What will happen if these four trade souls? We shall see whether dear Kanzeon Bosatsu will entertain us? *How about it, your Greatness?*

"Maa…maa….this is interesting. I shall be more than happy to oblige. We shall see how long these four will last in each other's bodies!"

In a small town….

Golden rays were already filling up the room which the four of them had to share due to shortage of rooms. Hakkai, as usual, was the first one up. He felt weird but shrugged off the feeling and dragged himself out of bed. Was it his imagination or had his legs got shorter? Looking around, he saw Sanzo in the small bed next to him, Gojyo on the opposite side and Hakkai…

"Waaahh…."

The screams woke the other three up.

"What is it, bakasaru?" Sanzo spoke.

"This better be worth it or I'll kill you," the supposed Hakkai asked at the same time while rubbing his eyes.

"Is it breakfast already?" Gojyo mumbled.

Immediately silence felt upon the room. The four of them looked at each other and then…

"What is the meaning of this?"

"Is this a sick joke?"

"Yare yare desu ne…"

Later in the afternoon…

The four of them were still adjusting to the fact that they had somehow switched souls.

Hakkai was now in Goku's body;

Goku was in Gojyo's body;

Gojyo in Sanzo's body;

Sanzo was in Hakkai's.

Sanzo looked over at his body and felt like strangling it. The redhead that occupied his body was wolfing down food like there was no tomorrow. He could see his robes were tainted slightly with gravy. "Do you mind? You are dirtying my robes!"

Gojyo looked up to an unfamiliar frowning Hakkai. "What do I care? It's my robes now. And quit frowning. You are spoiling Hakkai's friendly image."

"Oh it's ok. I would worry more about your perfect figure, Gojyo. Now that Goku's in your body, it will be a matter of time before that flat abs ballooned!" Hakkai said good-naturedly, a polite smile lighting up Goku's cheeky face.

Gojyo gasped as he looked at himself. So messy! Of all people, why must it be Goku? "Oi, bakasaru...watch what you eat. Till we get out of this mess, you are on a diet!"

"Hah, Gojyo…you are calling yourself a bakasaru! It's so funny!" Goku burst out laughing.

"Why you…"

"Urusai!" Sanzo screamed.

Hakkai could not help but smile. He looked funny screaming. But definitely out of place. He looked down at his food. He was now in Goku's body so should he eat a lot? He also craved sake but Goku's body might not be able to take it. "Yare yare desu ne….I do hope there's a way out of this! I do love sake."

"Chh…" Sanzo hissed. Well, at least, he got switched into a good body; a body that could handle sake very, very well. Maybe he should drink a lot…since this body was a bottomless pit for sake.

Gojyo looked down at Sanzo's robes. A naughty thought just crept into his head (up to you imagination, guys). He did not realize he had placed such a big grin on Sanzo's face.

"Whatever you are thinking of doing, don't! I would not want to punch my face but I will do it on yours. So choose wisely!" Sanzo growled.

Goku looked from body Hakkai to body Sanzo. "Eh, Sanzo…what was Gojyo trying to do?"

"Bakasaru! Don't bother about what we adults say, ok?"

"How can I not bother? If Sanzo wants to punch your face, I'll feel the pain!" Goku cried.

"Aarghh….this is getting harder and harder! Oi…switch us back! We know who's responsible so if you don't want to know how it feels like to be at gunpoint….cut this story short!" Sanzo screamed.

Author: Cheh…you guys are no fun!

Hakkai: Sumimasen….but it is terribly confusing, ne?

Gojyo: You are lucky that you are a girl, else I won't spare you. Heh, how about a date…after I get out of this stinking monk's body?

Sanzo: YOU better count yourself lucky the gun's in my robes! Oi, what are you waiting for? Switch us back!

Goku: Yes, sister…I feel funny in this erokappa's body. Too big, if you know what I mean!

Gojyo: Oooii…

Author: Ok, ok…calm down, guys. Your Greatness….switch them back please!

Kanzeon Bosatsu: Sigh…and things were just warming up. Fine, fine…I'm getting confused myself anyway….

And once again, the Saiyuki boys were back to the ones we know and love!

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