Tales from Across the Worlds

Introduction

The stage was old fashioned, with curtains on each side leading to back stage. A flood light was shining on the center, but strangely no one was there.

"Do I have to?" a voice came from off stage.

"Yes!" another said firmly.

"Can I at least have another costume?" the voice asked desperately.

"No! Now move it!"

"Eep!" the brown haired girl yelped as she stumbled out onto the stage in a bunny girl outfit. The bathing suit was low cut, showing off her swelling breasts and nice ass, and floppy rabbit ears added a touch of adorableness.

Haruhi Suzumiya stuck her head out from behind the curtain, "Read the script, Mikuru!"

"Uhm, right," Mikuru Asahina checked the page. "This series is in fact a dumping ground for any of Shanejayell's stories that didn't get any reviews." she read dutifully.

"Read the rest of it," Haruhi said as she hesitated.

Mikuru whimpered a bit. "Too make up for the lack on new content, I'll be in your imaginations giving plenty of fanservice!"

"Poor kid," Juri Arisugawa noted, sitting in the audience eating popcorn.

"WHY are we here again?" Minagi asked, the alien pirate sipping her drink.

"So Shane can do a Aruisugawa's Locket crossover if he wants to," Juri shrugged.

"What a hack," Minagi sighed.

"Anyway, hope you enjoy reading!" Mikuru said weakly as she ran off stage.

To be continued...

Notes: Yeah, this is where I'm dumping oneshots with no reviews etc etc.