Sister 31

Kasumi

05/12/1992 , Tuesday

His Day was going pretty well. He found Ranma, but just before being able to hit him, his Curse is revealed.

He is picked up by a female who while knowing his Curses, is not teasing him about them. But she did put him in this harness. She Took him on a Walk, shared tea and cakes with him, protected him from the mean 'Woman with the Sword'. She treated him like a pet. He was not happy being a pet, but for this female he would suffer most any hardship...

When they returned 'home' he soon met a cute girl who scratched him behind the ears...

Then the Sword woman took a bat and started pounding the snot out of the panda with great skill and strength, nothing matching his human form understandably, but still great.

Then Ranma stepped out of the Kitchen, the only thing that kept him from attacking the ear treatment. When Ranma Brought out a goofy grinning girl, the scratched got harder...

The Nice Girl stepped out to the porch and called something in a strange language, but one he thought he knew...

Sword-woman finished her workout, and came to knell by Earscratcher. What followed Nice-Girl, was a Battlegodess wearing skintight silks and long purple hair...

As all were seated around the table, expect Ranma, Nice-girl spoke to the gathered;

"Father, I have some good news. I will need you to call for a priest by the end of next week."

the old man Perked up. A priest could only mean wedding...

"So Ranma has chosen? Oh happy Day!"

"No Father. The Wedding is not for Ranma."

Shock on the old man's face, "Doctor, I am so happy you want to marry Nabiki, you have my blessings!"

The Doctor froze.

Something was not right...

Nabiki's grin slid from her face, and her eyes lost their glaze...

"Father no BAKA!"

The old man brighten then looked scared as his eyes darted towards Earscratcher...

And No, Akane will not cooking. Odds are that Tofu will be moving in here. If I am not able to preform my duties, My student will. "

Akane pouted,

"Besides Akane will be training with Buta-Suma. “

Akane perked up some.

"The Young woman beside Auntie Satome is Shampoo. She is a young warrior from a Chinese Amazon Tribe that Ranma and Genma 'tripped' over on their way home. Upon entering the Village, Genma, seeing a table of food, helped himself. When Challenged, as the food was first prize for the Yearly Fighters Contest, Ranma offered to fight the Champion for the food eaten by 'her panda'. "

Nodoka and Shampoo perked at the phrasing of 'her panda'.

"Ranma of course won. Considering that Shampoo had just finished her last challenger, and Ranma was 'fresh', I have no Idea if the Challenge was fair. After being defeated, Shampoo kissed Ranma. She believes it was the Kiss of Death."

Nodoka frowned the retelling of Ranma's meeting the Girl at her side.

Shampoo waited quietly.

"Ranma, Please Serve Dinner!"

The Red head brought out the food, Placing the it in the center of the table. When she brought the tea kettle out and poured tea for all at the table, Nodoka watched her style and form. While it was untrained, she saw the possablities of a master tea server.

The young red-head declared "Dinner is served."

The Fat panda snapped up from the koi pond. A sign appeared in its paw; FOOD?

"Shampoo is here to kill Ranma, but for a village that time has forgotten, the Amazons are quit civilized. For the night Ranma is safe." Kasumi took up the Tale as they ate. "When they got here, The 'Son' that Father was expecting turned into a 'Daughter'. When We learned the truth, I challenged Ranma to learn the Art of Keeping House. While I am going faster then Mother did with me, It is because Ranma has already mastered the Basics of the art. That and Ranma learns best if you make it impossible to achieve the end results."

Ranma Snorted, and Kasumi grinned. Then with a flick of her hand, she splashed the little redhead with her tea. Ranma shook his head to get rid of the excess liquid.

"As you can see, he is both Male and Female. Also you can see that he is more than a little unschooled in the social graces. He has been challenged to learn the Art of House Keeping, and as we can taste, his cooking is unrefined, but shows promise." Kasumi grinned "I have also just Challenged him to learn your Art, Auntie. He has mastered most of the Flesh as a Weapon Arts, Now it is time for him to learn the Arts of Blade, Bow, Staff, and Chain. I have already explained to you ,Auntie, what I am hoping to happen between you and Ranma."

Turning to look at the purple-haired girl, "Shampoo, You have the Option of asking that you be considered one of Ranma's future wives, that Ranma owes you a Child of a simple union, or to be a Mistress of his. I would also ask that before you decide, that you return home, to ask your Great, Great Grandmother to come judge Ranma as a proper mate, or if you must try to kill her. I will write a letter for you to take with you."

Before the only girl who could challenge Ranma to a wet tee-shirt contest and win could answer, Akane dropped her tea on to the pig sitting on her lap...

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recap; Tea is hot, it just shifted Ranma.

Chan, or as Kasumi calls him, Buta-Suma is wearing a harness...

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Everyone was watching Kasumi and her new friend with the Purple hair. Ranma was watching the pig. He was also watching the girl holding the pig. He knew how far Nabiki was willing to go for now. How far would Akane go? How Far should he Push? When should he Push?

When she dropped the cup, he grabbed it and returned it to the table without spilling a drop.

"Ranma, you pervert!" She backhands Ranma...