Family Problems

Chapter 15 – BRAAAAAAAAAINS

By JennyRogue

Author's Notes: Wow. It's been over a year since I last updated this. Yeah, sorry about that, I had no inspirations what so ever, not to mention my computer crashed and I lost everything on it, including the chapter 15 I was writing back then. So here is the new chapter 15. It's not the chapter that I said I was going to write last time though. Also, the chapter title has nothing whatsoever to do with the story. XD

"Oh… what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning!"

"SHUT UP!" Giovanni and Ash roared at Mewtwo. The small purple haired Pokémon-turned-human just grinned in response and launched off into another round of the annoying song.

Ash groaned and put his head in his hands, "We're dead."

Giovanni chuckled and patted his son's head, "Come on Ash, at least it can't possibly get any worse."

ONE HOUR PREVIOUSLY

"This is officially the worst idea EVER." Ash said, his eyes wide. Giovanni said nothing, just continued tying the rope around Mewtwo's waist. "This is insane!" Ash shrieked, trying to talk some ounce of sense into both his father and brother, "What makes you think you're going to get away with this!"

"It's a foolproof plan bro!" Mewtwo said, grinning as Giovanni tightened the rope one last time. "Oh great." Ash said sarcastically, crossing his arms. The Team Rocket leader stood back up, "And since Mewtwo is so small, he can get in and out of there quicker then say you or me, and he'll practically be undetected."

"Erm… 'kay… what about the guards? And the security system?"

Mewtwo tapped his left temple, "Psychic. Remember?"

Ash shook his head, "I'm having no part of this insanity." But Giovanni and Mewtwo were already slipping into an air vent they had found.

Giovanni threw Ash a walkie-talkie, "You stay here and tell is anyone's coming."

"WHAT! Why can't you!"

"I have to go with Mewtwo."

"You crazy bastards! I'm not helping you in your crazy plan!" They hadn't heard though, as they had just gone into the building. Ash looked down at the walkie-talkie in his hand and snorted, "I can't believe those idiots are going to think I'm just going to stay here."

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER

"I can't believe I decided to stay here." Ash rubbed his head and groaned. Only 14 years old and he was already getting his very first migraine. Ash sighed and looked at the air vent, "Why me?"

The walkie-talkie beeped and Ash clicked the button, "Yeah?"

"Is anyone there?" Giovanni's voice came through.

Ash rolled his eyes and looked from side to side, "Nope."

Mewtwo's voice suddenly came through, "Poké-balls loaded pops!"

Ash choked and sat up, "WHAT! Where are you!"

The sound of flesh hitting flesh and a yelp came through and Ash assumed that Giovanni and slapped Mewtwo, but he didn't really care right now.

"You two are stealing Pokémon!" Ash all but practically screamed.

"Well duh." Giovanni said matter-of-factly, "What did you think we were stealing… money?"

"Actually, yes." Ash admitted through gritted teeth.

There was silence. Then the two burst out laughing. A pissed off Ash threw the walkie-talkie into the nearby bush and screamed loud and long to the heavens. After his slight mental breakdown, Ash bent down and climbed into the air vent himself. It was time to make those son-of-a-bitches pay.

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER

"YOU!"

Giovanni and Mewtwo tensed and slowly looked around to see the fuming teenager standing there. They rose their hands in greeting, Mewtwo still snickering a little, "Hi Ash." They both said in chorus."

"Drop. Those. Balls." Ash said quietly, almost glowing from anger.

Giovanni snickered, "Which ones?"

Ash and Mewtwo hit the floor. Ash quickly regained his composure, "Stop screwing around and drop those Poké-balls NOW."

Giovanni pouted in a rather childish way, "You never let me have any fun!"

"STEALING POKÉMON IS NOT FUN!" Ash roared,

Mewtwo clambered back up and rushed over to Giovanni. Unfortunately though, he was rather dizzy from falling and ended up collapsing all over the place… and ended up slamming hard through one of the security lasers.

The deafening roar that followed made all three shriek like girls and cling to each other.

ONE HOUR LATER

"Like I said… it can't possibly get any worse then this!"

"Wanna bet?" Ash said, pointing to the jail bars.

Giovanni froze. Delia had just arrived and she looked furious. "They did it!" Giovanni shrieked, pointing frantically at Ash and Mewtwo. Ash looked furious, "I DID NOT!"

Mewtwo just continued singing, happily oblivious to the two who then started fighting in the cell. Delia sighed and shook her head, "Why me?"

In chapter 16 of Family Problems: Mewtwo A.K.A Loki starts school, which just happens to be the school Ash got expelled from.