100,000 VOICES

In honor of 's most prolific writers, as the Harry Potterentry count approaches the 100,000 mark, October 2003. WHOOHOOOO!Hermione, R2, Frodo and the literary lotFace the weirdest variations in ancestry, love and plot.It's all in fun, just as it was intended all along;For years, we've filled Fanfiction's bins with story, theme and song.Three hundred tales for Sherlock, and four hundred for the bard -But the kid from Little Whinging came to hold the record card! One hundred thousand voices raised in angst, romance and war,And they will all be followed by one hundred thousand more! Our future waits in Story Six - Jo Rowling shall decree;And Story Seven ends it, setting Harry Potter free.But in the meantime, we can write some alternating schemes,With HTMs and Docs and Texts of magic lovers' dreams.We'll sit upon our Firebolts and explore the clouds above;We'll fight the dark, we'll tunnel deep, we'll catch the snitch, we'll love.One hundred thousand voices raised in song and parody,And they will all be followed by the thousands, endlessly!