Disclaimer: I don't own Peter Pan, Robin Hood, Batman, Superman, a cave, tights, or men. Boy my life sucks.
Notes: Slashy.
Warnings: None

A Cave, Tights, And Men

Peter Pan wore tights
And had the Lost Boys, also in tights
And they lived in a cave
What's up with tights and caves?

Robin Hood wore tights
And had his merry men, also in tights
And they hid in caves
What's up with tights and caves?

Batman wore tights
And had Robin, also in tights
And they had the Batcave
What's up with tights and caves?

Superman wore tights
And had Superboy, also in tights
And they had no cave
But I bet they wished they had one

Because all a Superhero wants
Is a cave,
Tights,
And men to share it with

Ahh, to have a cave of slash