Mellisa; Welcome back to the show!
Ashley; That's my line you idiot!
Mellisa; Like I care.
Ashley; Well you should! God!
Mellisa; Besides, look at the title of the show. Whose line is it anyway?
Ashley; Don't start that with me.
Nichole; Umm, hello guys? Can we get back to the show?
Ashley; Oh, right, anyway, welcome back to the show *glares at Mellisa
while audience cheers loudly*
Mellisa; Can we play Props now?
Legolas; What's Props?
Malachi; One of the stupidest games ever.
Ashley; Hey! I told you to get outta here!
Logan; Is that little weasel back? *growls and cracks knuckles*.
Malachi; *gulps* I'm gone! I'm gone! *runs away when Logan takes a step
Mellisa; I ain't playing nothin till we play Props.
Drew; She can't demand a game!
Mellisa; *glares at Drew* Oh yeah? Watch me.
Wayne; *whispers to Drew* I don't think we could mess with any of these
girls, I still have to remain in one piece for MY show.
Ryan; I agree with Wayne.
Ashley; Next game is-
Ashley; FINE! WE'LL PAY PROPS! DON'T HAVE A COW!
Ashley; Ok, Mellisa, Nichole, um...
Logan; Darlin, you put me up there I'll leave.
Legolas; I wanna do props!
Ashley; Emmy and Jack, you four are up.
Legolas; I wanted to-
Mellisa; Tough luck, Greenleaf, but you don't always get whatcha want.
Nichole; Shut up Mellisa. Don't worry Legolas, you can have some
marshmellows after the show.
Ashley; *slaps her forehead* Tell me I didn't just hear that.
Emmy; Didn't Legolas go nuts last time he had marshmellows?
Mellisa; Whatever, common! We're running out of time!
Ashley; Ok, here ya go *tosses Mellisa and Emmy two long blue foam things
that curl slightly at the end, with wooden handles at the other end* Take
it and shut up Mellisa.
Nichole; Oh no! I'm stuck with the pirate!
Jack; What do we get?
Ashley; here. *Gives them two gigantic purple squares.
Legolas; I WANT TO PLAY!!!
Ashley; FINE! PLAY! You're on Nichole's team. Logan, don't give me that
face, get up on the other team, things are gonna be equal 'round here.
Logan; grr....... I'm stuck with the peanut gallery?!
Emmy; Yes you are, and you fit right in. *high fives Mellisa after Logan
Ashley; Ok, anyway, BEGIN!
*Nichole, Legolas, and Jack hold up the squares in front of them*
Nichole; They're coming!
Legolas; Who? The Orc? ORC ARE COMING?!
Nichole; *hisses* No Orc are coming, calm down Leggy.
Ashley; Good Lord!
*Mellisa waves the two blue things around while jumping up and down. Emmy
looks at Logan in mock fear.*
Emmy; IT'S ALIVE!
Logan; But is there any intelligence?
*Nichole and Legolas are under the two squares which are standing up and
leaning together to form a tent shape. Jack is outside.*
Nichole; *looks at Legolas* did you hear that?!
Legolas; *looks around fearfully* is it Orcs?
*Emmy is holding the blue things on her head, Logan and Mellisa exchange
Logan; And I thought her hair couldn't get and weirder. *Mellisa nods*.
*Jack and Legolas are holding the squares on their chest and glaring at
Nichole; *stands to one side and whispers to them* Remember, think popcorn
and hot chocolate! *speaks louder to the audience* Now back to our Sci-Fi
Special; Football Belly Bouncers, Are they Human, Elf, or Alien? *Legolas
and Jack run and jump into the air, crashing and falling over on the
Ashley; That was good!
*Mellisa is standing on Logan's shoulders, holding the blue things, Emmy is
sitting on the stage steps.*
Mellisa; *waving the blue things* Gimme a ASH!
Mellisa; GIMME A LEY!!!
Mellisa; WHAT'S THAT SPELL?!
Logan; My shoulders are killing me, finish up!
Ashley; Ok, that was a great game. Mellisa, get off Logan. I liked your
cheer though, thirty thousand points for that. Logan, you tried to stop
that, twenty thou four you, and Emmy, for finishing it, twenty five
thousand. Um, and Nichole's team gets twenty thousand each for the football
belly bouncer bit. *Everyone looks happy*
Producer; Hey! Can't you read time? We're out of it! Get to the credits and
HURRY! *Sobs* And you didn't even do the Ho-down! It's TRADITION!!!
Emmy; God, don't blow up!
Nichole; Yeah, and that dumb song does get boring after a while, you people
use it way too much!
Mellisa; I dunno, that one with all that stuff about George Bush was pretty
Logan; *growls and walks away* I need a beer.
Legolas; Nichole? Can we get marshmellows now?
Jack; I need some Fruit 2 O.
Ashley; *sighs* alright, well, here are the credits. Hoped you liked
Producer; IT WAS A DISASTER!
Ashley; grr... anyway, tomarrow or whatever you'll have the old crew back
probably. See ya!
Mellisa; Buh bye! Don't choke on pretzels! That's George Bush's thing!
*Hours later, in the producers Office the phone rings...*
Producer; hello? Oh, hello. Yes, I am sooooo sorry about the show today.
No, I didn't have time to book anyone else. They refused to go on without
Collin. Yes, I am aware I choose three teens and their friends, yes, it was
a mistake. I don't think one show will make the ratings fall too far sir...
(At Mellisa's house)
Mellisa; God, won't you five ever stop watching Martha Stewart.
Ashley; She's weird, it's funny! *Nichole and Emmy nod*
Legolas; We LIKE Martha! *Jack nods*.
Logan; I'd rather watch football... *phone rings*
Mellisa; Sigh, I'll get it. Hello? *listens for a while then drops the
phone, her friends look over at her*.
Ashley; What's wrong?
Emmy; Who was that?
Mellisa; It was that weird producer from Whose Line!
Nichole; Uh oh, is he gonna sue us?
Mellisa; no! We got the highest ratings ever! They want us back to do more
Emmy; *laughing* wow, I don't think Drew or the others are gonna like that
Hoped you liked my ending! Please review, there will be no more chappies,
I'm sorry to say.