Title: The Slayer and the Jaffa
Author: WhiteWolf
Diclamier: I don't own them tears
X-over:Buffy/Stargate/HP/(The Pretender). Mostly Buffy and Stargate.
A/N: not beta-ed. Had to decide to wait for beta-ing or post.

Chapter 3:Meet Thor

Buffy was sitting in the Conference Room asking or more precisely telling the three Jaffas to leave the room. They had explained what they wanted from Buffy and now she had to consider their offer. Before she could even begin to think it over, she felt a pull on her body. Flashy lights were shimmering around her. They were obstructing her vision, otherwise she would have noticed that they were also surrounding O'Neill.

"What the ..." From one moment to the other, Buffy was whiskered onto the Asgard Flagship Beliskner. "... heck?"

Ker's and Harun's memories told her, that with all likelihood this was an Asgard ship. Ker as a Goa'uld and Systemlord feared and loathed the Asgards. Though the Tok'ra didn't loathe the Asgards, they did have a health respect and fear toward them.

Jack was getting used being snagged by the Asgards and was the first one to get over his shock.

"Thor, how nice of you to drop by, but could you give us a little warning next time."

"It is as alway a pleasure to meet you, O'Neill." Thor the High Commander of the Asgard fleet replied.

Buffy looked at the little fellow. It was smaller than herself, way smaller. He couldn't have been taller than 4 feet. She knew, that the Asgards were small from her borrowed memories, but not this small.

And they looked so cute with his big eyes and grey skin. Then she remembered, that O'Neill called him Thor. 'Thor?!' She thought. She remembered from reading Spiderman's comics, that their was a Thor in the Marvel Universe. She compared him with the Thor in front of her. Even without her Slayer strength, she could, with all probability, squash him like a bug. She knew, that he was a very powerful being, but it didn't show in his physic.

Buffy started to laugh. Which got her some odd looks from both O'Neill and Thor.

"He is so cute." Buffy pointed at Thor, while looking at O'Neill. "And so little. I have this image of Thor nine, ten feet tall, muscles big as tree trunks, slinging a hammer miles away. He doesn't look like he could throw a baseball to the other side of the room."

O'Neill looked terrified that Buffy might have insulted Thor. It was never a good thing to insult an Asgard and Thor was their High Commander. Before he could reprimand her, her eyes turned golden and she bowed her head in respect.

"My apologies for Buffy's behaviour, but she had grown up with a specific image of Thor and you are not fulfilling her expectation."

There was some amusement in Thor's eyes, while he blinked. "No apologies are needed. We are well aware how the Asgards are perceived by the Tau'ri and other humans. And we can understand, how that can be amusing."

Buffy's eyes turned back to normal and she gave Thor one of her famous smiles. Buffy went on her knees to be on eye level.

"It's good to know, that the Asgards have a sense of humour." Buffy's demeanor changed to a more serious one. "So, why did the Mighty Thor pleasure us with his presence." Harun was telling her something in her head. "I hope you aren't mad at me for telling the Goa'ulds that I'm more dangerous than you guys." Buffy was looking innocently at Thor.

Thor's eyes were blinking rapidly. Buffy looked amused at him, before she turned toward O'Neill. "Is he laughing?"

Before O'Neill could make up his mind about it, Thor answered Buffy's question.

"Yes, I am. I am thanking you for making me laugh. I haven't laughed like this in eons. It is very refreshing."

"Haven't had much to laugh about?" Buffy was looking serious now and she could sense, that she was right and that Thor didn't want to talk about it. So she changed the subject not to embarrass him. "So, why are you here, if I may ask?"

"The Systemlords have contacted us." Thor had his head tilted a little.

Buffy rolled her eyes. "That can never be of the good."

Thor blinked his eyes a few times. Buffy smiled and moved back to sit on her legs with here hands on her lap waiting for Thor to continue.

"They told us that the Tau'ri have broken the Treaty by making Ker's Jaffas revolt against the Systemlords."

"We did so not break the Treaty ... If you look it that way. Yes, we might have, but I never told Kerry-boy to possess me. I even warned him not to." Buffy turned from her internal conversation with Harun back to Thor. "So did we break the Treaty? For I think, I was justified to kill Ker and they can't blame me for them revolting, I couldn't be the first person telling them, that the Goa'uld are false gods."

Thor blinked again. "We told them that there was no breach in the Treaty. But they are insisting on a meeting with the Slayer."

Buffy was thinking and O'Neill was very uncharacteristic quiet. He was also a little jealous, that Thor seemed to like her.

"I rather talk my way out, than fight my way out." O'Neill said at last.

Buffy looked up and grinned at O'Neill. "I rather fight, but talking is also of the good." She turned back to Thor. "Did they pick a date?"

"No." Thor answered short and sweet.

"Good. In five Tau'ri days. I'll give them the coordinates of the planet six hours before the conference." Buffy was thinking and then added. "And tell them they are allowed to wear their Ribbon Device."

"Are you out of your mind?" O'Neill interrupted her.

"And two Jaffas as honour guard for any Systemlord that is attending the conference." She didn't let O'Neill disrupt her. Now that she was finished, she turned to him. "Just because they'll have weapons, doesn't mean I'm going to let them use it. Plus it will tell them, I'm not afraid of them."

"Hell, I am." The expression on O'Neill's face was just something Xander would show, blatant honesty.

Buffy laughed and turned back to Thor. "Are you going to join the party or are you too busy?"

He blinked a few times. "I have to be there to arbitrate the meeting."

Buffy sensed that these blinks weren't happy blinks. She had a bad feeling that he had to be somewhere else. "You don't have to be present only send the messages to our wormy friends."

O'Neill was about to protest, but a look from Buffy stopped him.

"I can handle anything they would throw at me." Buffy turned her attention back at Thor. "But it would be nice to send a representative to be an observer and has some authority to speak for the Asgards."

Thor blinked a few times. "I'll see what I can do."

"Good." Buffy stood up and she rubbed her knees. "It was nice meeting you. But could you send us back. I only have five days to make preparations and I hate for people to think that I'm a bad host."

Thor nodded and handed Buffy a device that fitted in her palm. "This will allow you to contact us."

"Thank you." Buffy was looking curious at the device, when the blue shimmering light started to shimmer around her. She just had time enough for a small wave.

They materialised back in the conference room. Faith was the first one to speak.

"That's not fair, you're always the lucky one. Big Cheese here tells me you got whisked away on an big ass Asgard spaceship."

Faith pointed at the General with her 'Big Cheese' comment. The General didn't like the comment at all. Her expression changed even more outraged, when she saw the communication device. "They even gave you a present."

"Pretty, isn't it? But it isn't a present, it is a communication device." Buffy grinned.

"E.T. call home."

Buffy grinned.

"How do they look?" Faith was curious about the alien. The Jaffas looked way too human, that might be because their ancestors were humans before they were genetical altered to carry the Goa'uld larva.

"Four feet tall," was Buffy's first response.

"Finally somewhere you're tall." Faith smirked at Buffy.

Buffy frowned and almost stuck her tongue out, but her excitement to tell was too great for her to frown for long. "Big head, big black eyes, grey blue skin. And cute!" Buffy almost screeched the last word out. "Just like you would expect little grey aliens should be."

"So, those UFO nuts knew, what they were talking about." Faith was smirking.

"Well, I wouldn't call them experts, but yeah." Buffy changed her frown into an expression of excitement. "And do you know what his name was? Thor!"

"No way! The little quirt got the name of a powerhouse." Faith whistled in admiration.

"Yes, but don't be fooled by his physical appearance. There is power behind those black eyes." Buffy stated.

"Yeah, especially if he has his warship to back him up." O'Neill was remembering the first time he saw Thor's Flagship the Beliskner.

The General cleared his throat. "O'Neill could you tell us why Thor had brought you and Miss Summers on his ship?"

The General rather directed his question to his second in command, who had to answer his question, than the petite slayer, who even if she answered his question, you not always get the answer you wanted or understood. Of course Buffy knew this and deliberately answered the question before O'Neill could.

"The Systemlords wants to powwow and they've invited me to a party."

O'Neill translated it for those who didn't understand her. "They want to have a conference with the Slayer."

"And because I don't like their parties, I decided to throw one of my own and host it." Buffy added.

"You better have invited me to the party, B." Faith gave Buffy a mock threatening look.

"Of course you are." Buffy countered Faith's mock threat with her mock outrage.

"She's going to organize the conference." O'Neill translated again.

He was remembering the last conference when the Treaty was made.

"And the last conference went so smoothly." He added.

"I'm not going to hold the conference here on Earth." Buffy told the General, before he could ask for any details.

After having interrupted the General, Buffy didn't even let him speak up before she let the Jaffas back in and told them that she would accept the position of Domajanir. She also told them about the conference. One of the Jaffas asked her about it.

"Are you going to have the conference on one of the Thirteen Worlds, Lady Buffy?"

"No, Ma'tack. I'm having it on Ker's summerhouse planet, Taku." She turned to the General for a partial explanation. "I'm not holding it on Earth so that the Systemlords couldn't use it against me or as a breach of the Treaty."

"Taku has no defences on its own, Lady Buffy." Du'kack stated.

"I know. How many Pyramids can you donate, without weakening your defences?"

"Six, Lady Buffy." Du'kack answered.

"We can make it eight, but that would stretch our resources." Ma'tack added.

Du'kack didn't like it, that Ma'tack was trying to outdo him. "We can add four more, but they would have a delay for at least six hours."

Buffy laughed inwardly at their eagerness to please her. She couldn't laugh at them out loud for technical she was their superior now. Faith had no such scrumples and laughed at the two Jaffas. Both raised their eyebrow at her. Which only made her laugh more. She stopped after Buffy gave her a reprimanded look. Faith reluctantly controlled her laughter and leant back in her chair with a wolfish grin.

Buffy turned back to Du'kack. "I want 4 pyramids in Taku's solar system in 4 days, but if somebody tracking them I don't want them to find out their final destination. And two more at a two-hour distance."

"Yes, Lady Buffy."

"Six pyramids should do the trick to protect a planet. It is a pitty you don't have one the Tollan planet defenders." O'Neill was looking impressed.

Both slayers looked at each other with a similar looks and turned simultaneous toward O'Neill with an identical smirks. O'Neill saw it and had an idea where the smirks came from.

"You can forget about that idea, they don't give, borrow or share their technology to 'inferior' beings, which means us." O'Neill explained in annoyance, not toward the slayers but the Tollan, who were human aliens with higher technologic.

Both slayers made their smile grew into a full grin. O'Neill had a bad feeling about it.

"No, you ..."

Buffy interrupted him and turned to the General. "You have a diplomatic relation with Tollan?"

"Yes, we have an alliance with them." The General had the same bad feeling as O'Neill, but he couldn't read the Slayer as good as O'Neill.

"I request, that SG-1 is placed under my command."

O'Neill was outraged. The General let him display his displeasure and Buffy let it simply wash over her. Faith was very amused about O'Neill's behaviour. The Jaffas were looking at it with indifference. Major Carter wanted to interfere, but saw that the General didn't do anything to stop O'Neill. Daniel kept quiet, for he had nothing significant to add.

"Finished." Buffy asked.

"Yeah." O'Neill sat down almost pouting.

Buffy turned to the General. "From now on I'm representing the Ato'kra'orh and I want the Tau'ri out of this as much as possible, but I need my friends and their expertises." Buffy pointed next toward SG-1. "Plus I need a represented from the Tau'ri and their experience with the alien weirdness."

The General put his right hand on his forehead covering his closed eyes and he tried to rub the upcoming headache away. He was considering Buffy's request. On one hand he didn't want to put his people in danger and on the other hand they might keep an eye on the Slayer. Buffy caused him a lot of headaches, but she also gave them a lot of valuable information. And he couldn't forget that she had defeated a Systemlord. But her defeat of the mentioned Systemlord was the cause of their current problems. She might make things worse or she might do the impossible by putting the Goa'ulds in their place. This Jaffa revolt might just be the beginning of the end of the Systemlords.

The General sighed and returned to his posture that deserved his rank. "Request granted. Please return my people in one piece and alive."

"Don't worry, Tex. B always takes care of her people." Faith said cocky.

Buffy smiled and the General frowned at Faith by calling him by a new nickname. Although a much better nickname then the last one. Buffy turned to Faith.

"Who are we going to call in?"

"Red."

"Willow? Of course we can't do it without her. And Hermione. She was very adamant about that she wanted to see the Stargate work and I think Willow needs her expertise." Buffy and Faith looked each other in the eyes knowing which expertise they meant and for what.

Buffy and Faith were discussing who they should recruit, after a while they came up with a list, that was composed from the Scooby Gang, the Fang Team and Wiz Team. At the top was Willow for obvious reason and second was Hermione to assist Willow magically. They didn't decide for Tara, because she had some exams and she wasn't familiar with portkeys, which was needed if they wanted to steal the weapon from the Tollan. Fred was called in for the more theoretical side. How much it sorrows Buffy, but she had decided against Xander and Giles. Xander had a construction job and he wasn't really needed and with Giles, his knowledge with the arcane wasn't really needed in this paretically situation plus she didn't want to put him in danger.

Buffy was shocked who Faith suggested next. "Cordelia? Why the hell do you want her in the mix?"

"Hey, Queen C probable could keep those Snakes in line with her tongue alone. Plus you know her gift."

Buffy nodded. Cordy's visions might come in handy. "I can make her my Dormagia."

"A Dorma-what?"

"Dormagia. My Tongue. My Spokeswoman. Who can we rope into our little adventure? How about Jarod and his click?" Buffy suggested.

"You really want to drag everybody in this." Faith said amused.

"You're right." Buffy looked over the list. "I think this will suffice."

O'Neill looked over the list and noticed something. "Hey, they are all chicks."

Faith looked over the list also and smirked at O'Neill. "Yep, all chicks. You got a problem with it."

"Oh, this is going to be fun. Attack of the Amazons meets Invasion from Mars." O'Neill signed in sarcasm.

Buffy ignored him. "Okay I'll go with the Jaffas to Hy'a'tsi, while you wait here to collect the rest and go to Ker's summer planet in six hours."

Buffy turned to Jaffa's and SG-1. "Gentlemen and lady, let's go. We only have a few days to prepare."

Buffy didn't wait and stormed out of the Conference Room.

O'Neill stood reluctant up. "I have a bad feeling about this."

"Don't worry Pops. At least it isn't going to be boring." Faith laughed out loud at the face O'Neill made. Faith turned to the General. "Where's a phone with a outline connection to call in the troops?"

"You can use that one. Are you sure they will come?" The General asked. He was also worried about their security status, but had a suspicion that they already knew about the Stargate.

"They will come only because Buffy asked them. And if that wasn't enough, they are White Hats. If they can save lives, they will come. And getting the chance to save the Universe or more than one world is a new high." Faith grinned.

End Chapter 3.

A/N: Crystal Cheyenne
Buffy´s relationship thing-y? Well Hermione is going to be in the next chapters so, I'm sure I can have her and Buffy talk about Harry. If I don't forget it.
A/N: captuniv
You're right about that SG-1 doesn't know about Faith Slayerness. How am I going to brake the news to them? grin