Author: KiWi Rai Rai PM
It's the first anual randomness awards. The awards about random stuff!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11-07-03 - id: 1591094
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Still own nothing, but the dark axis will soon invade our dimension
The first annual randomness awards
Dragon: walks on to the stage hey peoples and welcome to the first annual randomness awards! We will be giving out awards about random crap! And to do the first award is… Tails the fox
Tails: uh hi… the first award is the coolest power that has a stupid name… the power has to be cool, but with a stupid name, the contestants are SD Gundam's Zero with the power super magical violet tornado, cause the names too long, zero stands up, uhh, Kuwabara's spirit sword cause it needs a better name and, hey that's all.
Dragon: envelope pleasechao hands her and envelope and the wiener is Zero
Zero: walks on to the stage I'd like to thank-
Dragon: yea whatever, the next award is coolest bad guy, intro by shadow
Shadow: the constants are toguro, for killing genkai, hey I'm on this list, zakos! What the hell, zakos aren't cool, oh and the doom dragon off of golden sun! and the winner is, togu-
Shadow fangirls: NO THE WINER IS SHADOW, SHADOW!!!!!!
Shadow: uh ok I'm the winnertakes award and leaves
Janelle:walks on to the stage I'm the host now due to an unfortunate incident involving rabid fangirls, this topic is… stupidest quote, by garret
Garret: ok the quotes are "whee! Were the fishies!" by Zapper Zaku,
g. Gouf: I told you one of the zakos recorded that
z. zaku: I feel so ashamed
garret: " The power of love, baby!" by kuwabara
hiei: I told all of the stupid things you said would come back to bite you in the ass
kuwabara: no you didn't
garret: "tingle tingle kulimpah" by tingle
tingle: my catchphrase isn't stupid, it's the best catchphrase ever!!!!
Gannon: shut up! You making us look stupid
Link: how'd I get stuck here, as if saving Hyrule ten times isn't enough
Garret: "what's that? It looks like a shrine to the master emerald" by knuckles
Knuckles: that quote isn't stupid
Sonic: -_- yea it is, you answered your own question
Garret: and the winner is "whee, were the fishies" z.zaku walks up
z. zaku: I'd love to thank all of my fans for this moment.
G. gouf: you don't have any fans!
z. zaku: I'll show you, bastard starts shooting guns
Janelle: guards!!!! big the cat and Capt. Ginyu come in and drag zapper zaku off
Z. Zaku: bastards! Let me goooo!!!!!!!dragon walks back on
Dragon: hi everybody!
Everyone else: booooooo!!
Dragon: the next category is most memorable moment, hosted by bleu
Bleu: yawn hi I'm bleu, and the constants are link, in the wind waker, for the time that the goddess statue blew up and link flew in to the tower of the gods
Link: ;-; that hurt…
Gannon: XD hahahahahaha
Tingle: ^-^ tingle tingle ku limpah!
Bleu: the moment when shadow died
Janelle: ;-; that was so sad
Bleu: when Isaac and the gang made if back to what was left of vale
Garret: I remember that
Garrets brother: yea, cause you were crying
Garret: - was not
Mia: will both of you shut up!
Bleu: and the winner is picks up envelope shadow!!!!
Shadow: I would like to thank my fans, because I actually have fans
z. zaku: damn you
Shadow fangirls: YEA!!!!! SHADOW!!!!!!
Shadow: I know the end was sad cause I died… if I'm dead how am I here
Dragon: ^-^ cause your alive
Shadow: -_- um yea… gets award and walks off
Dragon: the next award is the most arrogant character, done by bakunetsumaruBaku walks on stage
Baku: ok the contestants are gun eagle… I'm gonna kill you for calling me bossa nova
Zero: look whos loosing their temper now
Baku: -_-+ shut up
Zero: why don't you
Baku: and vegeta
Vegeta: I am the saiyan prince! I deserve this award
Baku: and shadow
Shadow: I am the ultimate life form
Baku: ok… the winner is , oh come on you guys didn't guess! Its vegeta
Vegeta: walks on stage I like to thank- dragon pushes him off stage
Dragon: the next award is the most dysfunctional couple, done by minian the chao
Minian: hi the contestants are zero and bakunetsumaru
Zero/baku: glaring at each other
Minain: vegeta and goku
Vegeta: your damn right I don't get along with that baka
Minain: kuwabara and hiei
Kuwabara: poking hiei's head
Minain: and sonic and knuckles!
Goku: ;-; I want an award…
Minain: and the winner is …………….sonic and knuckles!!!!!they walk on stage
Knuckles: thanks for my award
Sonic: minestarts fighting
Janelle: the next award is stupidest bad guy, done by random zako!
Zako: ladies and gentlebots, the contestants are dr. eggman
Eggman: I'll conquer this world! Just wait and see!
Shadow: riiiight, and goku will destroy this planet
Goku: fly lands on him hi mister fly!
Eggman: -_- I'm screwed
Omochao: ewww, eggman, you shouldn't say stuff like that,… chibis are here
Trunks: smashes omochao
Zako: lord zaku, lord gouf and lord Dom
g. gouf: we can invade this dimension!!!! Pathetic zako
Zako: and king dedede
Dedede: whaaat!!! I'm not an idiot
S cargoon: but you're as big as the first one on the listdedede hits him with his mallet
Zako: and the winner is… eggman
Zako: and for the future of the dark axis, zako soldiers fight, yea!!!!
Eggman: gets award and leaves
Dragon: now we have a song, done by sh-
Amy: noooooooooo!!!!!!! I'm doing the song!!!!!!goes up and sings her theme
Everyone else: asleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Amy: inhales puff! pulls out marker
Captain: … I estimate the probability of Amy getting off of the stage at 30 percent
Amy: falls and wakes up everyone else
Dragon: the next award is coolest power, done by Amy
Amy: the nominees are hiei's dragon of the darkness flame
Amy: … goku's spirit bomb
Goku: \(^o^)/ yea I get an award
Amy: shadow's chaos spear
Shadow: I'll win this one
Amy: and the winner is hiei!
Hiei: hn. walks on stage, gets award and starts bashing kuwabara on the head with it DIE STUPID HUMAN!!!!
Shadow: damn fangirls, where are are they when you need them
Shadow fangirls: being bashed by hiei fangirls help us!!!!
Hiei fangirl: I will eliminate you with this replica of hiei's katana I got off Ebay!
Shadow: O-O holy shit
z.zaku: scatter the bagu bagucrickets chirp damn
hiei fangirls: hiei is ours!!!
Dragon: -+ no he isn't , HE'S MINE DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!! starts casting various spells
Kurama: the only ones who can stop this are the kurama fangirls! Attack!
Kurama fangirls: fighting also
Dragon: uses angel blades
Zero: super magical violet tornado!
Every fangirl: X-X
Minain: back to the awards… the next award is saddest moment. The nominees are when goku died cause of cell
Gohan: …I was really sad you know
Tails: when shadow died
Shadow: I got this one in the bag
Tails: when the lacroa twins turned to stone
Chute: ;-; I miss those guys
Tails: and the recent fangirl fight
g.gouf: that wasn't sad
tails: its not mushy sad, its kuwabara sad
hiei: good point
tails: and the winner is… when goku died
goku: ^o^ I won!!!! gets award and leaves
Janelle: the final award is biggest dumb ass the nominees are goku
Goku: ^-^ yea another award
Vegeta: that's not something you should be proud of
Kuwabara: yea a award
Janelle: and captain planet
Chute: hey, captain isn't stupid
Janelle: not captain gundam, captain planet, baka
c. planet: thanks
dragon: O- twitching
Dragon: O- must kill pulls out force stealer and chases after c. planet
c. planet: shoot! flies off
shadow: stupid goody goody
hiei: all humans must die
random dude: go planet!
Nocturne: stands up and shoots him with her crossbow and that takes care of that
Please review. Janelle is the only one who ever reviews. Honor the chao and hail the zako!