This is a one-shot, I'm writting it with these really cool kids (they want to be refered to as deamons) that I'm babysitting. It's a small radiodrama.

Set: On the train going to Hogwarts, Harry is a sixth-year.

[Draco enters the compartment where H/Her/Ron are pigging out on Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans]

Draco: *&%&^$&*%&^&%&*(*^%$^^$%&&^

Harry: what was that?

Draco: That was a curse

Harry: You would be at the top of your class if you didn't think swearing was 'cursing'

Draco: WHAT-EVER! [flips hair, walks off like Elle from legally blond]

[Harry sticks a Bean into his mouth]

Harry: This tastes good! What is-

[Ron interrupts]

Ron: Harry!

Harry: Don't interrupt me! What does it-

Ron: Harry!

Harry: WHAT?

Ron: That's a crap flavored bean!

Harry: You're kidding!

Ron: You're right, I am. That's a Hermione flavored Bean.

[Harry jumps on top of Hermione and starts eating her hair]

Ron: Oh my gosh! What the heck are you doing?

Harry: I can't help it! She's so delicious!

Ron: Are you mad?

Harry: Is this a trick question?

Ron: I asked you a question first!

Harry: I asked you second!

Hermione: I don't care who's asking what! Harry! you $ ^%#*^! Get off of me!

Harry: [whining] but you're delicious!

Hermione: Eat Neville!

Harry: (thoughtfully) Um...OK!

[Harry runs out of the room, but, on his way past Cho he decides she would taste even better. He grabs HER hair and starts chewing]

Cho: Harry! What're you doing!

[Ron, Hermione, and Neville, who is hiding from Harry, are all flabergasted]

R/Her/N: That's what we want to know!

[Two hours pass and they arrive at Hogwarts. Harry arrives back at the compartment with a smile on his face]

Hermione: Are you OK?

Harry: Yeah, I'm fine! Never felt better!

[Two hours later in the great hall]

Hermione: Hey! Ron! Where's Draco? He hasn't been over to bother us yet.

Ron: Yeah, I wonder where he is. (to harry) Hey, Harry, have you seen Draco?

Harry: (Burps) Nope, haven't seen HIM in awhile.

Unfortunately for Draco, nobody missed him, and nobody cared, or, even wondered if Harry had really eaten him.

*Moral*

Don't be mean to everyone and taste good, cuz if you are eaten, no one will care!

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We all know it's pointless, but so is life! Do review, but don't flame, this is these kid's first fanfic, it's not me that wrote it! Just saying.