Konnichiwa, Minna! Yes, I saw another person with the same idea and this is NOT a copy... I actually wrote a Fake Dialouge ficlet (check the upload date) a while ago (a month...?) and decided to do another gravitation one when the idea hit me in the shower...

Starring... Yuki, Shuichi, and Tatsuha... an in the tradition of my last ficlet, I won't have any Ôhe said' or Ôhe said' in this...

Shonen Ai... OF COURSE ^.^

There are sometimes things in a man's life which he becomes rather insanely possessive over.

"Get your filthy hands OFF."

"Demo... Aniki... Eiri! Stop growling at me! I only wanted a little touch..."

"Mine!"

"Yuki... onegai..."

"Shut up, Shuichi!"

"You're being unreasonable..."

"You're being awfully close to being dead..."

"Just... one little feel?"

"IIE! Here! Feel Shuichi!"

"Yuki!"

"Errr... how about the Saab then?"

"This is all your fault."

"If you were better in bed, maybe you could've caught his interest long enough so I could make a clean getaway."

"NANI!"

"I could help you practice ya know... Just because I'm a caring younger brother and just want to make sure Eiri has the best..."

"Move back to your side of the bed or I'm kicking you outside!"

"What kind of pop star only carries enough money in his wallet for one hotel room?"

"How was I to know this place didn't take credit cards? Besides... how come YOU brought Ayaka with you? We could've crashed at Hiro's if you hadn't."

"How come you didn't spring for a cab to Ryuichi's place?"

"How come you're broke?"

"Ryuichi-sama plushie!"

"KAWAII!"

"Ano... Shu-chan... I really can help you become better..."

"Iie! Stop touching! I'll... I'll... I'll introduce you to my guy friend... K-san!"

"Is he hot?"

"Ohhh veeerrrryyyy. And he always carries around a big, loaded weapon..."

"HONTO NI! How big?"

"Mmmmmm BIG. And he likes it when young men fondle his trigger."

"Out of respect for my brother, you are safe tonight. I want to meet this guy tomorrow."

"Hai hai."

Sometimes... Men will act in the most unreasonable of ways to keep their possession safe from other men.

"Don't... touch... my... gun."

"...i...tai..."

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