A Dungeoneer looks into a Spyglass, and sees Lord Fear looking depressed. He says, 'Lissard, despite all the time that has passed, I don't think people are taking me seriously as a leader of the Opposition.' (A picture of Iain Duncan Smith flashes up for a split second.) 'But they really should be. Because I am a villain like no other, and I'm here to stay.' Then he sings:

'Lissard, look at me
And tell me what you see
If you smirk then you'll wake up dead
Give me time I'll make you forget Mog-dred
'Cause when it's killing time
I'm best at villain's crime
I can crush you all in my hand
Don't you know who I am?

Remember my leer
(FEAR!)
I'm gonna rule forever
I'm gonna burn, roast and fry
(FRY!)
I'm gonna darken the weather
People will see me and die
(DIE!)
Kids, if you're aged 'round eleven
Don't even try to come near
(NEAR!)
I'm gonna rule forever
Better remember my leer
(REMEMBER! REMEMBER! REMEMBER!)
(REMEMBER! REMEMBER! REMEMBER!)