A/N Hey guys! (Yeah! My introduction is finally getting a little better J ) Anyhow, this is my first yaoi. For those of you who don’t know what yaoi is, it means a male/male relationship. If you don’t like yaoi, then DON’T read. You have been warned! Also, most of the bad guys (A.K.A. My favorite characters) are good and living on Earth next to each other. That’s how they know each other. Also I DON’T own DBZ, so find another way to get some money! Enjoy…

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One evening, Spice and Jeice were hanging out in the living room chatting about absolutely nothing. “So then, Sauza comes in, covered in feathers, and says, ‘In case you didn’t know, Zarbon’s gone crazy,’” said Spice. The two friends had started laughing. “What an idiot. He used to be so smart. It’s probably because he hangs out with Zangya too much,” said Jeice. “Isn‘t that the truth… I guess,” said Spice laughing.

“Ah man. I can still remember the time when we were archenemies. There was this one time when I was swinging and my boot flew off. It hit you in the head and I had to chase you all over the park to get,” said Jeice, chuckling. “At least something good came out of it. That‘s also the day I met Sugar. What a babe! Beautiful blue eyes, raven black hair, great figure. She may be just an ordinary white human, but, what a babe! Too bad it didn’t work out. Hey Jeice, who do you like?” asked Spice looking at his companion.

Jeice looked blankly at him for a second. “Uh… I don‘t like anyone right now. Um… Spice. Can you answer a question?” “Yeah sure,” replied Spice. “There‘s this girl and this female turkey sandwich,” started Jeice. Spice cocked an eyebrow and said, “Okay…” “The girl is in love with the turkey sandwich. The girl doesn‘t know if it‘s right or wrong, so she doesn‘t say anything to the turkey sandwich. But the more she gets to know the turkey sandwich, the more in love she becomes with it. Finally, she would like to admit her love to the turkey sandwich. The turkey sandwich is good with the men, and only men. What would the turkey sandwich say?”

Spice just gave him a crazed look. ‘What is he on?’ thought Spice. He had never heard anything more stupid in his life. “Are you okay?” asked Spice.

“Okay, I know that sounded strange, but could you please answer anyway?” asked Jeice. Spice thought for a minute. “Um… I… guess I‘ll try. How hot‘s the girl?” said Spice. “The type of girl you would like,” replied Jeice.

“Okay… Uh… ” Spice thought out loud. “How about this. Do you think it‘s right for a person to like someone of the same gender if it‘s love?” said Jeice. Spice thought for a moment. He really didn’t like homo’s. But if it were love… He wasn’t so sure. “I… guess it is. I… haven‘t been in that type of situation before. But what does that have to do with a turkey sandwich?” asked a confused Spice.

“Nothing. I‘m just hungry,” said Jeice. “Well if you ask me anymore questions, make sure you eat first,” said Spice. The room went silent for a moment. “So… Spice. You said you broke up with Sugar a while back, right?” asked Jeice. “Yeah. She said it wouldn‘t work out,” replied Spice.

“Spice, I have a confession to make,” said Jeice. “Yeah,” said Spice. “You asked me who I liked a while back. Do you still wanna know?” asked Jeice. “Sure. Why not?” replied Spice. “I‘m in love with-” Jeice was interrupted by the phone ringing.

Spice answered it, “Hello?” On the other end of the line it was Sugar. “Hi Spice. Did you get a note from that Vinegar guy saying something about breaking up with you?” asked Sugar. “Yeah,” answered Spice. “He took it before I could finish it. It was suppose to say that we would have to pretend to break up, because of my parents of course, and that I didn‘t think it would work out any other way,” said Sugar. Spice sat up with a grin, “No kidding? So that means we‘re boyfriend and Girlfriend again?” “Yeah. If you want to, you can come down to my house and we can catch up on things. Since my parents aren‘t home of course,” said Sugar. “Great! Be right over!” said Spice as he hung up.

Jeice’s heart sank. He was glad the two had made up, but he actually loved him. “So, as you were saying,” said Spice. “Turkey Sandwiches,” said Jeice. “Huh?” said Spice. “I like turkey sandwiches,” said Jeice. Spice looked at him in a weird way. “Not like the question, I hope.” “Nah, not that way. Uh… It‘s good you and Sugar made up. I‘m, uh… happy for you,” said Jeice. “Thanks. I‘m gonna go over to her house. I don‘t know when I‘ll be back,” said Spice. He got up and was heading toward the door and said, “I’ll be seeing ya.” “See ya,” said Jeice, faking a smile as Spice left out of the room.

Jeice was crushed and confused. ‘I just don’t understand. Why couldn’t I tell him? Do I really love him? Is it just all in my mind? I guess I‘ll think about it over a turkey sandwich,’ thought Jeice as he headed down to the kitchen.

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A/N Oh my gosh! My first yaoi! At least I guess it’s a yaoi. Jeice was gay anyhow. I may make this a one shot, or I may make this a chapter story. I’m not sure yet. Let me know what you think. Now, for my turkey sandwich (LOL).