Title: Everybody Hates Marco
Author: Kitsune Asakura
Disclaimer: Kit does not own Shaman King, and neither does she own the Redwall series by Brian Jacques, and yes, the title came from a commercial Kit saw of a very strange tv show... I don't recall exactly what it was called but my brother made fun of it... It said something like Everybody Loves someone or other, and he said how about everybody hates him? So... Why not Marco?
Thanx: The commercial I guess...
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~Everybody Hates Marco~
(Kitsune, Tanuki, Tyger, Nami, and Zeyuna: Well DUH! Who DOESN'T hate him?!)

It was just a normal day for the X-LAWS as the sun rose over the horizon. Their base as they called it was still rather sleepy and still covered by the spell of the stars; they were yet to be waken by Aurora, the goddess of the dawn. Somewhere in a distant city, the tunes of morning radios could be heard, as well as some birds in the distant valleys. All of the X-LAWS were still asleep and within the peace they rested. The sunlight was still too low to penetrate the curtains of their sleeping quarters.

That was of course, everyone but a certain blonde X-LAW. What other was his name than Marco.

Marco was the commander in chief to the Holy Girl Iron Maiden Jeanne herself. Being the leader of the Angel Facility within the X-LAWS, he was granted with the arc-angel Michael. Many people noticed him easily because of his glasses and his all famous death glare.

The death glare of his could freeze anyone on the spot if his eyes every caught anyone bad-mouthing their leader. However, his glare was constantly given to a certainly individual and surprisingly enough, that individual was not Yoh Asakura. Normally one would think that the young Japanese boy would get all of the hatred of the blonde, considering he was the twin brother of the hated Hao Asakura. The one who received these horrific glares is the English boy known as Lyserg Diethel.

The poor boy was always a subject of the man's glares and the target for torture. It was almost as if he suspected Lyserg to do something that no one would approve of. Lyserg Diethel on the other hand, could do absolutely nothing about this but shrink back and let Marco do what he would. No one seemed to ever report to the Iron Maiden about this for two very probable reasons. One was that the rest of the X-LAWS were probably unaware that the newcomer was being beaten. The second and more likely of the two reasons, was that everyone was too scared of the man with the glasses.

Of course no one exactly hated Marco within the X-LAWS, not even Lyserg Diethel himself. However to the outsiders, he was the subject of death glares and growls. Curses of hate and screams of dismay were often heard about the one X-LAW. Yes, that could apply to some, or many, of the contestants of the not so famous shaman fight. On the other hand, all of what was said above, applies to the fans of the world of Shaman King.

It was just that morning when he-who-must-not-be-named woke up. For some reason he was up at four in the morning- perhaps because he forgot to change the time of the clock considering Day Lights Saving Time, which just ended the night before. Groggily the man walked out of his room, his blonde hair a complete mess. Grunting about the shaman fight and about Hao, along with Lyserg, he made his way over to the bathroom. He would have made it there as well if something or someone had not gotten in his way.

It's HIM! Oooh... EULALIIIIAAAAAA! S Death on the wind! EULALIIIIAAAA!!! The war-cry from the book series by Brian Jacques, Redwall, rang through the halls as Marco was suddenly pelted with pebbles. Kitsune Asakura the pet fox demon of the Iron Maiden appeared out of thin air, doing her best to scream the war-cry of Salamandastron.

Oh my goodness! It really is you-know-who! GET HIM! Suddenly a black cat appeared as well, throwing miniature daggers at Marco. The cat, also known as either Nami or Yami no Ko, laughed maniacally at the sight of Marco avoiding pebbles and daggers. She stopped laughing as she saw him avoiding dead fish as well.

A girl and a rabbit-girl were screaming as well, throwing dead fish and tomatoes at Marco! How dare he still stand before us alive! Kit! Keep up with that war-cry thing... Grr... No... Wait... SHUT UP KITSUNE! The girl, known as Zeyuna, ran over to the fox and hit her over the head. Kitsune soon fainted after screaming holy terror. Zeyuna quickly got back to throwing fish at Marco along with Tyger, short for Tygeryumelea, who was throwing pawfulls of tomatoes at him. Oh Zeyuna, please, don't knock her out for the tenth time today. She was only trying to do what you were doing... Now we lost our stone-thrower!

Finally a raccoon girl swooped into the room, taking bundles of dust bunnies with her. Every single one of the dust bunnies rained onto Marco along with everyone else. The raccoon, who happened to be swinging on a vine, landed on top of Kitsune before walking up to Marco and covering him with live lobsters. The raccoon, also known as Tanuki, turned around and grinned happily. I've always wanted to do that.

The still-living attackers of Marco suddenly climbed up a random ladder and onto the roof. There they picked up their mega phones and screamed a message out to the world. The Great Rebellion has started! As soon as they said that, cheers seemed to rise up from near by cities and maybe even from the Patch village.

What who where?! Kitsune shrieked as she shot back up. Rebellion? What time is it?!

Nami sighed and stared at the random clock on the wall. It's seven in the morning Kitsune.

Tanuki and Kitsune screamed stimulaniously.

Mistress Jeanne-sama!

Master Lyserg!

They were both off, trying to find their way back to their owners. The rest just watched the two demons race for their lives. Literally.

Hey! Zeyuna screamed. Where'd the evil guy go?!

We lost him! I am so going to kill them after this! Nami shrieked.

In the mean time, Marco, who was rather messed up and smelling like fish, was at the breakfast table of the X-LAWS. The rest of the members caught the smell of fish and left at least three chairs next to him open. Even the timid Lyserg Diethel was slowly scooting away from him. Noticing this, Marco gave Lyserg the death glare.

B-b-b-but Marco... I-I-I... Lyserg stuttered.

Stop that this instant, Marco. Jeanne said from within the iron maiden at the head of the long, white table. Let's just say that we believe that you neglected your morning... shower. Although no one could see her, Jeanne freed one of her hands from the grips of the torture device and was waving it in front of her nose.. Even though she was furthest away from Marco, the smell was inevitable.

Meene suddenly raised her hand desperately like a elementary schooler who had to use the restroom. Shouldn't we be getting on our usual errands now?

Everyone agreed. They were all desperate to get away from Marco, who smelled like dead fish. Even the Iron Maiden cleared out of the room. Little did they know that the anti-Marco members were still lurking around the corners... Their ultimate plan was yet to be revealed.

Within the city patrol, everyone avoided Marco. Nami and Zeyuna had managed to clog up the water and Marco could get no shower what so ever. Therefore, the stench of fish lingered wherever he stood.

Now... Who should I send after Yoh... Hao said from the top of a building. He was watching the busy streets below; the streets where his twin was somewhere in according to Opacho.

We'll go Hao-sama! Matti volunteered the entire Hana-Gumi arbitrarily. However, Kana and Mari didn't mind at all. They were up for a fight.

Hao smiled rather dangerously. Go on then... PAH! Suddenly Hao covered his nose with both hands and the Hana-Gumi started coughing and gagging.

What IS that smell?! Matti screamed, promptly fainting after that.

Mari doesn't know... Mari doesn't WANT to know! Mari cried, burying her nose in Chuck's hair out of dismay.

Kanna started gagging as well. And I thought that cigar smoke was getting bad!

It's him! Down there! The X-LAWS guy!!! Opacho cried out, pointing at the ground.

Marco was walking by, and there was a huge, open space around him. Obviously he was the source of the stench and everyone was all up for avoiding him. Even Marco had a mask glued to himself to try to keep his own odor out of his nose. Hao was looking slightly puzzled at the sight, but he soon understood that he was ambushed by demons throwing dead fish.

... Maybe we shouldn't go Yoh Hunting today... Hao said, the fish smell invading his senses once again. The Hana-Gumi nodded frantically in agreement as they fled from the fish-smelling guy.

Kitsune, Tanuki, Tyger, Nami, and Zeyuna were far from finished with their Marco Hunt. They weren't going to stop until Marco learned his lesson for all of his evil deeds. 5/5 of them really wanted him dead, but then, the rare fans of Marco would end up killing them.

They were now on the journey to gather up the rest of the rebels against the guy with the glasses...

END PART ONE

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