By: White Blaze Wannabe

Disclaimer: It's kinda evident that I don't own Gundam Wing or anything else I am about to mention. If I did…I'd be too rich to write fanfics.

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"Duo no baka!" Heero could be heard shouting from a distance, "either shut up or get OUT!"

The braided one's giggling could be heard for miles.

"Omea o korosu!"

Trowa then heard a large wet raspberry and saw Duo skipping down the hall with a monkey-like grin on his face. 02 continued to skip into the kitchen and Trowa resumed reading his book. A normal day in whatever Winner Mansion they were in now, probably somewhere in Italy, or maybe France…

Wufei had gone out in the woods to chant strange phrases 'I am not worthy of Nataku.' 'Nataku is Justice.' 'Justice is God,' and kill small animals with his sword. Quatre was visiting one of his 29 sisters, heaven knows which one. Heero was, and had been for the last couple of days, on the lookout for Relena and armed with a shotgun. He had finally had it with her stalking. Duo had been annoying the short-tempered Wing pilot all day. That left Trowa, who was just trying to relax, but getting bored.

Duo came out of the kitchen with a sandwich in hand and sat on the couch across from Trowa. The pilot of Heavyarms marked the page he was on and put down the book.

"Wanna do something?" he asked Duo, the boredom taking over.

Duo shrugged and kept munching away.

"Play a game?" Trowa suggested.

Duo shook his head.

"Watch TV?"

Again, Duo signaled 'No'.

"Blow up some Oz people?"

For the third time, Deathscythe's pilot shook his head.

"Then what do you wanna do?" Trowa asked, getting frustrated.

Duo finished his sandwich in one big gulp. "What I've been doing all day…Annoying the crap out of Heero. Wanna join me?"

Well…Trowa had nothing better to do… "Aw, why the hell not?"

Duo grinned. "Okay. It's 1:30, so that means it's time for pen clicking!"

"You actually have a schedule?" Trowa almost sounded shocked, but then reminded himself that this was Duo that he was talking to.

"Yessiree!" Duo grinned even broader, "You with me or not?"

Trowa shrugged. "I don't have anything else to do, except let my sister throw knives at me…and after that last show…she's not going to be doing it for QUITE some time…"

"Bad aim?"

Trowa shuddered. "I don't EVEN wanna talk about it…"

Dou paused. "Okay then…Anyway," he grabbed two clickable pens from his pockets, "What we do is sneak up behind Heero and click these until he turns red and points a gun at us! You have to see his face!" Then Duo went into a momentary giggling fit, but stopped and led the way to the perfect soldier's room. They tiptoed up behind Heero, who was leaning out of hid open window, watching for Queen Bitchcraft, and began clicking. Heero ignored them for a while but then started boiling. He turned around and swiftly aimed his shotgun at Duo's head then Trowa's.

"OMEA O KOROSU!"

This time, 2 Gundam pilots ran out of the room, nearly in tears because Heero had looked so funny right before he threatened to kill them.

"I never realized how much fun this could be!" Trowa exclaimed between giggles as they retreated to the TV room.

Duo smiled. "1:45! The best part of the day! Blaring badly dubbed episodes of Sailor Moon!"

Trowa's jaw dropped. "That's just cruel!"

Duo's grin turned evil. "I know…." He began to rifle through the pilot's collection of videotapes and pulled out a Sailor Moon tape that had a big label that read 'Quatre' in pink. He popped it into the VCR and pressed play.

"Thanks for saving us again, Tuxedo Mask!" echoed Serena's annoying voice at full power.

Trowa already found himself covering his ears to escape it.

It only took about 5 more lines for Heero to come charging in.

"Omea o korosu!" But this time, he meant it. Not even the perfect soldier can stand badly dubbed Sailor Moon.

First, he shot the TV, to put it out of it's misery, then he aimed for the running and laughing Duo and Trowa. He pulled the trigger and missed, hitting the door instead. Braid boy and Bang boy escaped to the safety of the kitchen.

"Let's agree on one thing…" Trowa panted, "If anyone asks, it was Wufei's fault. Heero would kill us if we said it was him."

"Okay…They'll believe us since Wu-man is even crazier than Zero Junky over there," Duo affirmed.

Then they heard Heero's insane laughter. "YES! I've finally killed her! MWHAHAHA!"

Trowa stuck his head around the corner to see what the deranged Heero was ranting about. Sure enough, behind the now open door lay a not so lively looking Relena, who had picked a very bad time to pay the pilots a visit.
"Oh geez…"

To be continued?

Not bad, considering I wrote this at 2:30 in the morning with a cat trying to eat my hair half the time. Please review! I really like reviews! Or you could just e-mail me at or . See ya!

-White Blaze Wannabe ^.^-