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Tusuami
Author of 5 Stories
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-03-03 - Published: 11-22-03 - Complete - id:1610571
Hiei: Tusuami died!

Yusuke: Hmm? What!

Hiei: I can't sense her chi anymore.

Yusuke: She's dead? This is the best answer you could come up with!

Hiei: It's the only explanation.

Yusuke: You didn't think of leaving, hiding, or losing her chi!

Hiei: She wouldn't do the losing part. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: One, Two, Three, be mine sugar! One, Two, Three, be mine! I think you're rather fine, sugar! One, Two, Three, be mine! Freaky Narrator Dudett: You are so forward.

Kurama: Could we please g- *bumps into Dark Abhorsen*

Dark Abhorsen: Ahha! *starts to strangle Kurama* Wait you're not the frog! Forget you!

Kurama: Who not you again!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Ohno! Not the crazy person thing again!

Dark Abhorsen: I'm not crazy, I've been in a very bad mood for 10 years.

Freaky Narrator Dudett: So, were are the frogs.

Yukina: *starts crying* *sniff, sniff*

Boton: Uhhh. no comment.

Dark Abhorsen: I killed most of them! Anyone up for frog's legs?

Yukina: *runs to a sink*

Dark Abhorsen: Sorry!

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Hiei: See should be right around this corner. *goes around the corner and sees a very fat frog*

Yusuke: I think your Jagan is broken Hiei.

Hiei: Hn. Don't insult my Jagan.

King Frog (Who's the fat frog): Foolish nigen! SLIMEBALL! *throws a slimeball at Hiei*

Hiei: *Dodges the slimeball* I'm not a NIGEN! I'm a pure demon!

King Frog: NIGEN! NIGEN, NIGEN, NIGEN, NIGEN! *dances to his new "song")

Yusuke: He warned you.

Hiei: DRAGON OF DARKNESS FLAME! *blows up the frog*

Yusuke: Nice shot Hiei!

Hiei: Get Yukina, now!

Yusuke: Wh- *sees Hiei's charred middle finger* You used "The Finger" huh?

Hiei: Hn. What does it look like! *winces*

Yusuke: Let's go, again. This time let's move more faster. REI-GUN! *Blasts a hole in the wall* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Dark Abhorsen: Chaos, panic, and disorder- my work here is done. *Turns back into Tusuami*

Boton: That was very interesting.

A wall burst open.

Yusuke: Hi guys! Where's Yukina? Hiei killed this really huge frog and his middle finger really hurts.

Kurama: Yukina, is, busy right now, may I take a message?

Boton: I'll heal him!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: No need. Freaky Narrator Dudett will do it!

Freaky Narrator Dudett: Oh put me on the spot way don't you!

Time freezes.

Freaky Narrator Dudett: Author!

Author: Hai.

Freaky Narrator Dudett: Hiei.

Author: Fine.

Time resumes.

Hiei: Hn.

Tusuami: Yea! He's alive! ALIVE!

Hiei: I was alive, baka.

Mr. Takenaka comes in.

Mr. Takenaka: What happened here!

Tusuami: Attack of the killer frogs?

Mr. Takenaka: *rubs his temples*Not again!

Everyone ex. Mr. Takenaka: O.O This happened before?

Mr. Takenaka: Last time I went out for lunch too. *sigh* There goes the budget.

THE END

OR IS IT?

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