Neo-Insanity-Pets by The Almighty Plogs Nyu and Miyu
It all started in the Dysfunctional House-House on Sorry-I-can't-count Delirium Lane, Cardboard Box, Neopia. Insomnia the Spotted Kau, better known as Inko, threw herself at the neighboring house, I-am-perfectly-normal-and-I-can-count Sanity Circle, Normal Place, Neopia. It was three in the morning, with a pretty lime green sky in the air. But Jade, their Shadow Kougra neighbor, didn't appreciate any of this. She quietly yet furiously stormed out, with Gemstone, her Shadow Aisha sister, trailing behind. Her eyes seemed more of slits than usual. Probably because she was tired.
However, two more beings trotted out of their small, black-and-white home. A Faerie Kacheek and Scorchio, who went by the names of Hikari and Hikaru. They were seemingly twins, although it wasn't that seemingly because they were two different species. BUT... don't mind that.
"Hey Inko!" Hikari said warmly. The two hovered over to Inko and the rest of the occupants of the Dysfunctional House-House, who were starting to swarm over.
P.K. was a cross-eyed freak of a Faerie Kougra who screamed at every movement. Her name stood for "Paranoid Kitty," and she was named after the real-life P.K., belonging to Plog Miyu.
Kupo was a crazed, white Kougra. There is no other word to describe her other than "insane." But, we used a thesaurus. So that doesn't count. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Sea Cat the Sea Sama was a blue Aisha. From studying her, we learned that she eats chicken. From the seeeaaa. See our documentary for more information.
Pyro-kun was a red Scorchio, whose hobbies were setting things on fire, and performing various tricks of hat combustion.
As for the petpets, ShaSha was a BaaBaa, and Icy-Mew was a Noil. Anyway, let us get on with the story.
"OOH OOH!" Inko suddenly exclaimed. "LET'S TELL STORIES! I'VE GOT ONEEE! Ahem." She began.
"While you were asleep," she started mysteriously. "The Dairy Fairy came and got all her fairy friends, and they had a party. Then, the Dairy Fairy put some milk in your cheese, and then spat on it! A leeeeettle magic!"
A half hour later...
"But you didn't know because you were asleep!" she finished cheerily. The other insane Neopets applauded, except for P.K., who screamed loudly at the noise and darted away into the House-House. Suddenly, from the house, their chicken, who was sitting on the couch on the roof, chirped loudly. Everyone gasped and got into their beds, the positions. Plog Nyu and Miyu grabbed a Sailor Moon wand, hid next to the life-sized bed, and began.
First, they pressed the big, heart shaped button at the bottom. Everyone jumped up in their beds and did a sort of dance that went like this; \ \(^o^)\ \ | |(^o^)| | / /(^o^)/ /
Next, they pressed the first button, and each Neopet disappeared at once. Then, all at the same time, they reappeared when the button was pressed again.
Lastly, the second button was pushed and they skip-walked, smiling brightly, down the stairs. The beginning of an enjoyably crazy day...