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pops-mcfly
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Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Published: 11-30-03 - id:1623163
Crispin's Harmonica

Robert Zemeckis: Crispin put that harmonica away.

Crispin Glover : Why?

Robert Zemeckis: Because we're gonna try a different theme song for BTTF,that's why.

Crispin Glover: This wasn't in my contract!

Robert Zemeckis(handing Crispin his contract):Oh yeah?,read the small print,it says you have to sing any and all drafts of the theme song for Back To The Future.

Crispin:Aw, c'mon this isn't fair!

Robert Zemeckis:Never mind, now look fellas, this is a good song, so let's try not to screw it Chris?

Christopher Lloyd: Let's lay the smackdown on this song!

Robert Zemeckis: All set Micheal?

Micheal J. Fox:Are you kidding? I'm totally pumped!

Robert Zemeckis: Are you ready Crispin?...Crispin?...CRISPIN!

Crispin:Awww,maaannn!

All Three: We sure like scripts,all kinds of scripts,

From Annie to Oaklahoma

We like them short,or long,or any sort

Cripin: I wanna play my harmonica!

Robert: Now cut that out you big sourpuss.

All Three: We like to read them while we listen to KISS

and while we eat some popcorn,

the scripts we read we really love

Crispin: When I play my Harmonicorn!

Robert: Crispin, I'm warning you...

Musical Interlude

Robert:Will you put that stupid thing down and sing.

Crispin: Boy you are a crabby one,aren't you?

All Three: We sure like scripts,all kinds of scripts,

From Annie to Oaklahoma

We like them short,or long,or any sort

Crispin:I'm gonna play my harmonica!

Robert:Fine Crispin. Act Like a butthead, Play the ***** harmonica!

After a few bars of harmonica music, Christopher Lloyd and Micheal J. Fox suddenly burst out with "Cha-cha-cha!"

Robert:Now hold on a second, you guys! Crispin your screwing it all up!

This is a theme song not a-

All Three:Cha-cha-cha! (Countinue to "Cha-cha-cha" while Robert Zemeckis speaks)

Robert:Now look what you did! You got everyone Cha-chaing and singing and wrecking the song! Micheal... Christopher...The Outtatime Orchestra will you cut that out? Crispin put that ***** harmonica down!...Crispin!...Crispin! (fades)

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