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I've heard some rumors. Seems that her 'oh so perfect' boyfriend isn't as good as everyone believes. And to think he sleeps with the Slayer! Ugh. I wonder what would she do if I told her? Well, first of all say it's all a lie and then punch me. Hard. Then track him and dump him while I am unconscious. Nope, I think she will have to discover it for herself. After all she is the one who chose that loser.

I have to say that I knew this 'relationship' wouldn't last. He just isn't the one for her. Does he complement her? No. Does he even *understand* her? No. He can't, even if he wanted he just can't. She said I'm beneath her… Ha! I say that Army Boy doesn't even get to her feet. He is convinced that he is *somebody* just because he used to carry a gun and belonged to the 'oh so dangerous' Initiative, I mean, even Red could defeat him with a little magic. Without his bloody technology or his supernatural strength he *is* nothing and yet he doesn't admit it. He is only a boy who became involved in this dark world and refuses to go out because of his pride. Even Xander is better than he is. The old friend actually tries to help the Slayer and doesn't take silly risks. Not like 'let's-feed-hungry-and-sexy-vampires' Guy. I guess I won't tell the Slayer about her boyfriend's new hobby yet. She *will* discover it and then I'll have my fun…

But, when Army Boy disappears, whom will the Slayer love? That has never been a problem. Slayers aren't supposed to love. They fight. They die. They just haven't time for love. But as always, Buffy is different. Someone loves her and she actually loves him, too. Of course I'm not talking here about Riley. I'm not blind, you know. I saw her when all was still normal (well, as normal as it could ever be.) between her and Angel. And I'll tell you: the love that shined in her eyes between the fear and the fury when she saw him chained in the church was SO much more than whenever she is kissing Riley just before going to bed.

I swear it, I'd rather have my bloody Sire with the Slayer than that boy. And I know everyone would agree with me, even Xander. They accept him just because the Slayer claims to be happy with him but I know they won't stop her of turning him into a bloody pulp for cheating on her. Oh yeah, I will have my fun. I just have to wait a little more.