Looking for personal assistant:

Qualifications: You must…

…be telepathic.

…understand any language in which I might choose to speak.

…have interesting hair.

…have a good supply of black clothing.

…know how to deal with gibbering hotel managers.

…die when shot so I can sing about it.

…not be shocked by anything you see.

…do what I tell you and don't question it.

…*never* go through my things.

For more information contact Diva Plavalaguna at Brainwave 0896-4301.

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Authoress' Note:

Okay. So maybe that was really stupid, and really not worth writing *or* posting. I just felt like it. Review and tell me what you think.