I Want a Kuroneko-sama for Christmas (A Parody of 'I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas)

I want a Kuroneko-sama for Christmas

Only a Kuroneko-sama will do

I don't want a plant, Knives isn't a toy

I want a Kuroneko-sama to play with and enjoy!

I want a Kuroneko-sama for Christmas

I don't think Legato will mind, do you?

And if by chance he does chaos will ensue

But I suppose we'll make do

To my Kuroneko I won't say adieu!

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Creeping down the stairs

Oh what joy, what surprise

When I open up my eyes

To see a Kuroneko-sama there!

I want a Kuroneko-sama for Christmas

Only a Kuroneko-sama will do

No crocodiles, no angry llamas

I only like Kuroneko-samas

And Kuroneko-samas like me too!

Meryl says a neko would claw me up, but then

Vash says a Kuroneko is a vegetarian

There's lots of room for him on our dusty planet

He'd live there with a chair of velvet!