Disclaimer: The original song, 'The 12 Days of Christmas', is not mine. Neither are any of the following characters. I make no money. Satisfied?

A/N: I know they don't have Christmas in Middle Earth, but please bear with me. This is very short. Just a brief idea I had, so please humour me – and enjoy. I had to use things that would roughly fit in with the rhythm of the song. Flames will be used to toast marshmallows, as always.

On the FIRST day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- The golden One Ring of Power.

On the SECOND day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Two dark towers, and…

On the THIRD day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Three millenia of fear…

On the FOURTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Four hungry hobbits…

On the FIFTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Five hasty Ents…

On the SIXTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Six hundred thousand Orcs…

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Seven palantíri…

On the EIGHTH day of Chritmas, Sauron gave to me:

- An eight-legged monster…

On the NINTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Nine hooded Nazgûl…

On the TENTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Ten thousand Uruk-hai…

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Eleven major battles…

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Twelve barrels of smoke-leaf,

- Eleven major battles,

- Ten thousand Uruk-hai,

- Nine hooded Nazgûl,

- An eight-legged monster,

- Seven palantíri,

- Six hundred thousand Orcs,

- Five hasty Ents;

- Four hungry hobbits,

- Three millenia of fear,

- Two dark towers,

- AND The golden One Ring of Power.

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