Disclaimer: I do not own any of these but the idea (which I can say is
Come on, guys! I'm not doing anything illegal!
Chapter 1 Ranma and the Ramen
"Airen!!!" Shampoo cried cheerfully as always, as she entered the Tendo
residence through some wall near the kitchen.
"Konichiwa! Shampoo." Kasumi chirped as she saw Shampoo enter the kitchen
"Uh? Where is Airen and violent girl? Not home yet?" Shampoo inquired as
she looked at the clock nearby.
"No, not yet but they should be home soon. How can I help you?" Kasumi
replied while tending on her cooking.
"I want to give present to violent girl.'
"What's this?" Kasumi asked as Shampoo handed her a bowl of ramen.
"Oh my. Shampoo, its very nice of you. I'll give it to her as soon as she
"Ok! Bye bye!" Shampoo said as she made her exit through another wall,
creating yet another large hole.
"Tadai!.ma?" Akane chirped as she entered her house, her mood changing as
she saw two large holes in the walls.
"Akane-chan, Okaeri!" Kasumi smiled upon the arrival of her youngest
"It's Shampoo, right?" Akane asked her older sister as she keenly looked at
"Honestly, Can't she use a door?"
" Akane that isn't very nice to say specially after she brought some hot
ramen for you."
"Eh? For me?"
"That's what she said."
"Uh-ah! I'm not eating that ramen! Definitely not! I don't trust those 3000-
"Akane.!" Kasumi said, annoyed by the name she made up for Shampoo and her
"But its true. Um. I've got an idea! Why don't we just give it to Ranma!
I'm sure he'll never resist ramen especially when it's from Shampoo. He
enjoys her cooking." She said looking rather annoyed by the statement she
"Very well then... at least we don't' have to throw it."
"Tadaima! Oh man. I'm starved! Kasumi, what's for dinner?"
"Okaeri, Ranma. We're having dumplings tonight."
"Oh dumplings.! I just can't wait for dinner!"
"Ranma!" Akane interrupted.
"What you lousy tomboy! Can't you see I'm still enjoying the imagery!"
"Is that all I get?" Akane said weakly.
Ranma looked at Akane with his apologetic eyes as he saw the hurt in
"Look.. I just. I just want to give you this ramen that was left for me.
but it seems to me that you don't want it. I guess I just have to give this
to someone else. I thought you'd appreciate it. I'm so stupid" Akane
continued her voice slow and pained all of the sudden.
Ranma swallowed hard "For me?"
Akane nodded, her eyes downcast.
"Guess, I just have to give this to Saotome-oji-sama." Akane bit her lip
Akane walked to the kitchen door, her mouth open, ready to call for her
future-father-in-law when Ranma took the bowl from her hands eating it all
up within a minute or two.
Akane looked satisfied as Ranma ate the ramen up to the last piece.
"There I ate it. Are you happy now?" Ranma said with a little guilt behind
"Oh. Ranma.Arigato. You saved me."
"Saved. me? What in the world are you talking about now?" Ranma's left brow
"Actually." Akane started her little speech with an evil smirk. "Actually
that ramen was given by Shampoo for me."
Ranma's expression darkened.
"And knowing her she might have placed something unknown in that ramen."
Ranma froze like ice.
"Well, I suppose you get what I meant. Ne? Ranma?" Akane continued her
smirk not disappearing.
Ranma's swirl eyes appear.
"All I can say is, Good luck on the side effects!" Akane said cheerfully
and left the room spinning around gracefully, leaving the fainted Ranma.
"Ranma-kun?" Kasumi went checking on Ranma. "Daijobu?"
Still no movement.
"Don't worry Onee-chan! He's gonna be okay. He just fainted. Don't you
think you're overreacting Ranma-kun?" Nabiki spoke icily, as she entered
"I'MGONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, AKANE!!!" Ranma screamed all of the sudden
as he stood up in a split second after Nabiki's last comment.
"Told yah, he's gonna be okay." Nabiki assured her sister once more.
"I suppose, you're right. Ranma is as strong as a horse." Kasumi giggled at
her own comment.
"THAT AKANE! SHE'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS! THAT MISERABLE TOMBOY!" After his
last words, he stomped off the room, leaving Nabiki and Kasumi laughing to
Ranma stirred. Once. Twice. Endless.
'Crap! Now I can't even sleep! Stupid Akane! Why'd she do this,
Ranma looked at the clock.
'It's already 5:30. ^yawn^ I can't sleep! I mustn't anyway or
"Ranma. Ranma. RANMA!!! Will you wake up already?!" Genma screamed at
his son who was now fully covered by a blanket.
"Ranma, wake up or I'll.. I'll" Genma said as he started to pull the
blanket from Ranma's body.
"I'll." Genma continued, his voice with full authority.
"RANMA!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!" Genma shrieked as he saw the figure
before him now.
Upon hearing Genma's voice, everybody in the household including Happosai,
went over to check the commotion.
Akane, nervously walked to their guestroom upon hearing Genma's blaring
voice, guilty and sorry at the same time. And as she neared her
destination, she ran toward the door, unable to take it anymore.
"Ranma!" Akane cried as she opened the door.
And eventually her face, which, was mixed with fear and guilt, disappeared
as her eyes widened in shock at the sight.
"Ranma.is. is that yo.you?"
^To be continued^
*I hope you guys enjoyed! Please tell me what you think and Review, I need
it badly. And one more thing, please be kind. It's my first time and I
don't want trauma. Thanks And Merry Christmas!