A/N: A, B, C, D..huh? Oh! ^_^; I'm sorry! Well, let me start off with, I
don't own SSBM, and I never will! Now, in the immortal words of Sponge Bob,
Chapter 1: Spin the Wheel for the Thrower of the Convention!
Setting: Fountain of Dreams, DreamLand
Ganondorf: Now it is the time! The time for DARKNESS! (Thunderstorms are
heard in the background) BWAHAHAHAHA!
Link: (Whispers to Falco) I told you that this was a bad idea to let him
spin the wheel.
Falco: Oh, come on! Just give Ganondorf a chance!
Falco: Let's toss him!
Link: You're speaking my language!
Ganondorf: Now! As the supreme ruler of Dreamland, I demand to own Kirby's
Warpstar and the Golden Power!
Luigi: (Whispers to Link) The what?
Link: The Triforce.
Zelda: You can't have the Triforce Ganondorf! I still own all of Hyrule!
Ganondorf: And what are you going to do to stop me?
Zelda: I'll tell everyone your nickname!
Ganondorf: You wouldn't dare!
Zelda: Oh, I would! I would FLUFFY! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! (Thunderstorms are heard
in the background)
Fox: Hey! That's my nickname ya ditz! (Everyone stares at Fox) Uh-oh.
Zelda: Well Fox, it looks like everyone knows your nickname!
Fox: Urgh! FISH PASTE!
Marth: You better hurry up and spin the wheel Ganon!
Ganondorf: You DO NOT address me as Ganon! How many times must I tell you
that!? My name is Ganondorf the supreme ruler of Dreamland! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Thunderstorms are heard in the background)
Peach: (Walks up to the big wheel with all the SSBM characters names on it,
and spins it) I did it!
Ganondorf: What? What is the meaning of this? DID I APPROVE OF YOU SPINNING
Peach: But, I spun it for you Ganon (in a deep voice) DORK!
Ganondorf: One day! I shall find the person who started these name calling
games! Then they shall hand their soul to me! MWAHAHA.....
Mario: Oh, Mama Mia! SHUT UP YOU OVERSIZED CANDY BAR!
Ness: Look! The wheel stopped spinning!
Pikachu: (In a deep voice) YEAH!
All except Pikachu: GASP! YOU CAN TALK?
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Roy: Well that didn't last long.
Link: It's gonna stop!
Bowser: And this time Ness, don't cheat by using your psychic powers!
Ness: What would lead you to the idea that I would use my powers for
Bowser: (Growls) Snarl! Snarl!
Ganondorf: It shall be ME!
Yoshi: Yoshi! Yoshi!
Mewtwo: It will be ME! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Mario: Oh, for crying out loud! SHUT UP ALREADY!
Zelda: It's, it's....!
Kirby: HAHAHAHAHA! ^_^
Fox: Huh? Ganon....
Ganondorf: It's me? IT'S ME! ^_^ YES!
Link: Oh, no! His ego's showing.
Zelda: Shut up Luigi!
Ganondorf: NOW! I SHALL PICK THE PLACE IN, WHICH THE CONVENTION WILL BE
HELD! ALAKAZAM! (POOF)
Everyone is poofed to Hyrule Castle, Hyrule.
Zelda: Where are we? (Looks around) WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Mario: OH, SHUT UP!
Marth: Were in Hyrule!
Ness: You know what this means?
Link: The sad part about this is that I don't get to kick Ganondorf's
Ganondorf: AS your new ruler, I demand Kirby's Warpstar and the Golden
Luigi: The what?
Link: The Triforce!
Bowser: Listen you scum! You may be the ruler of this convention but you're
not the ruler of me! Cause you see, I'm the true villain here!
Ganondorf: (Makes a fist) Oh, really?
Ganondorf punches Bowser 3 stages over ending up in Venom.
Ganondorf: Anyone else wanna be a dummy?
2 hours later.....
Mario is sitting on the ground slacking off and being lazy.
Ganondorf: Mario? Why aren't you doin your job?
Mario: I finished two hours ago!
Ganondorf: What do you mean you finished 2 hours ago? What was your job?
Mario: You should know, DUMMY! You assigned it to me!
Ganondorf: That's it Mario! I've had enough of your sass! You're GOIN home!
As Ganondorf was about to punch Mario, Mario punched Ganondorf instead!
Making Ganon fly 3 stages landing in Venom with Bowser.
C. Falcon: What happened to him?
Mario: * Twitches *
C. Falcon: Okay....
Ganondorf: (Stares at the gigantic sized Bowser with fright in his eyes) Uh-
Bowser: (In and Australian accent) HELLO.
Ganondorf: Heh! Heh!
End of Chapter
E/N: I hope you liked this first chapter! I could do better, I know.
(Sighs) Anyway, the next chapter will be about Ganondorf and his setup for
the convention! This is supposed to go on for a week! Heh! Heh!