by Dr. John Ragbrain
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have noticed that other stories written by me have not been extremely well-received on this website, fanfiction.net! That is to say, they have not received trillions of reviews immediately! In addition, some people have criticized my manner of writing stories! In light of this, I have spent months studying other stories written by other people who use this website, fanfiction.net, and I have finally determined how to write a great story that will be enjoyed tremendously by everyone! Here it is!
Chapter 1: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy Engage in Sexual Relations
One day in the magical school Hogwarts, Harry Potter was in a room! Additionally Draco Malfoy was also in this room! Harry Potter hated Draco Malfoy to a great degree! Draco Malfoy also hated Harry Potter to a similar degree! Suddenly Harry Potter began engaging in conversation with Draco Malfoy! He said that he hated Draco Malfoy! Draco Malfoy replied immediately, saying that he also hated Harry Potter!
Suddenly Draco Malfoy seized Harry Potter in a highly lustful fashion and removed all clothes which were being worn by Harry Potter! Harry Potter expressed extreme enjoyment of this, despite the fact that Harry Potter hated Draco Malfoy! Draco Malfoy quickly inhaled the genitals of Harry Potter! Harry Potter ejaculated into the mouth of Draco Malfoy! Draco Malfoy enjoyed this greatly, despite hating Harry Potter! Then they engaged in sexual relations of some sort! The type of sexual relations in which they engaged will not be described in this story! Then they engaged in sexual relations again! These sexual relations will also not be described!
The next day, Harry Potter encountered Draco Malfoy in a room! Draco Malfoy was pleased about the fact that he had encountered Harry Potter, and quickly began having sexual relations with Draco Malfoy! The sexual relations were very passionate and erotic! After this, Harry Potter kissed Draco Malfoy in a passionate and erotic manner! He expressed that he loved Draco Malfoy greatly! Draco Malfoy also expressed similar love toward Harry Potter! They continued having sexual relations every day forever!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: It must now be apparent to you that this story is of very high quality by the standards of this website, fanfiction.net! Writing this sort of story instantly causes me to be an author of great caliber! Please submit many reviews of this story immediately! If you do not do this, I will never write another chapter in this story! Obviously this would be a very tragic thing, because, as I already stated, I am an author of great caliber!