Twelve Days of Christmas…Yu-Gi-Oh! style!

Hey there! In honor of the upcoming holiday, I've written a YGO fic, and as the title says, it's the parody of the song "Twelve days of Christmas." Actually I got this idea from my sister's bestfriend who wrote the original version of this song…the only difference is hers is sorta like a crossover fic…with lots of different anime characters thrown into the fic to sing some of their lines…that's why I dedicate this fic to them both…and to all Yami Yugi fans!

And before I start this fic, I would like to say that I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Kazuki Takahashi does…got it? Good! Enjoy!

On the first day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…

THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXODIA! (Yami: O.O! What?)

On the second day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…

2 FLAMING SWORDSMEN! (Joey: Yami gave what? He wouldn't do that to me, ever!)

AND THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXODIA! (Yami: *yells* I did not gave those cards!)

On the third day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…

3 DUEL DISKS! (Kaiba: …)

2 FLAMING SWORDSMEN! (Joey: But…I have only ONE Flaming Swordsman!)

AND THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXODIA! (Yami: *vein pops on forehead*…and I did NOT gave Exodia!)

On the fourth day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…

4 KURIBOHS! (YGO Cast: O.o;)

3 DUEL DISKS! (Kaiba: You owe me THREE, Pharaoh! Got that?)

2 FLAMING SWORDSMEN! (Joey: Grrr…!)

AND THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXODIA! (Yami: I'm not gonna repeat myself!)

On the fifth day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…

5 RAIGEKIS! (Lightning: CCCCRRRRRAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHH!)

4 KURIBOHS! (YGO Cast: still O.o;)

3 DUEL DISKS! (Kaiba: *glares at Yami*)

2 FLAMING SWORDSMEN! (Joey: *grumbles*)

AND THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXODIA! (Yami: -.-X)

On the sixth day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…

6 DARK MAGICIANS! (Yami: I only have ONE!)

5 RAIGEKIS! (Lightning: CCCCRRRRRAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHH!)

4 KURIBOHS! (Kuribohs: *smile*)

3 DUEL DISKS! (Kaiba: Tch…..)

2 FLAMING SWORDSMEN! (Joey: *vein pops on forehead*)

AND THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXODIA! (Yami: *pouts*)

On the seventh day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…

7 SUMMONED SKULLS! (Yami: Now that's just too many!)

6 DARK MAGICIANS! (Yami: Like I said, I have only one Dark Magician! *shakes fist*)

5 RAIGEKIS! (Lightning: CCCCRRRRRAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHH!)

4 KURIBOHS! (Everyone: …..)

3 DUEL DISKS! (Kaiba: *angry aura is blazing*)

2 FLAMING SWORDSMEN! (Joey: I've had it! .)

AND THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXODIA! (Yami: That's just plain stupid!)

On the eighth day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…

8 HARPIE LADIES! (Mai: *screeches* You gave WHAT?)

7 SUMMONED SKULLS! (Summoned Skull: I LIIIIIIVVVEEEE! *Lightning sound effects in background*) (A/N: I just love that line! It's from Mushu of "Mulan"! ^_^)

6 DARK MAGICIANS! (Dark Magician: Tsk Tsk Tsk!)

5 RAIGEKIS! (Lightning: CCCCRRRRRAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHH!)

4 KURIBOHS! (Kuribohs: Kweeeee!)

3 DUEL DISKS!

2 FLAMING SWORDSMEN!

AND THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXODIA!

On the nineth day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…

9 CHANGE OF HEARTS! (Ryou: But…)

8 HARPIE LADIES! (Mai: How could you give that brat my precious Harpie Ladies? *shakes Yami furiously*)

7 SUMMONED SKULLS!

6 DARK MAGICIANS! (Yami: I'd never give my favorite card!)

5 RAIGEKIS! (Lightning: CCCCRRRRRAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHH!)

4 KURIBOHS!

3 DUEL DISKS! (Kaiba: *joins Mai and strangles Yami*)

2 FLAMING SWORDSMEN! (Joey: O.O! Hey! Leggo of my buddy! *joins in the fray*)

AND THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXODIA! (Yami: . )

On the tenth day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…

10 TIME WIZARDS! (Joey: *is surprised* MY Time Wizard?)

9 CHANGE OF HEARTS! (Ryou: But…I have only one Change of Heart, guys…^^;)

8 HARPIE LADIES! (Mai: You are not fit to give her my Harpies!)

7 SUMMONED SKULLS! (Yugi: Eh? But Summoned Skull's not easy to come by!)

6 DARK MAGICIANS! (Yami: I'll not say it again! .)

5 RAIGEKIS! (Lightning: CCCCRRRRRAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHH!)

4 KURIBOHS!

3 DUEL DISKS! (Kaiba: *ish still beating Yami* :-) )

2 FLAMING SWORDSMEN!

AND THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXODIA! (Yami: HELP! . )

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…

11 SHINING FRIENDSHIPS! (Everyone: Eh?)

10 TIME WIZARDS! (Joey: O.O!) (A/n: These guys just keep on repeating the same sentences, ne? ^^;)

9 CHANGE OF HEARTS! (Ryou: *blinks, while watching the others fight*)

8 HARPIE LADIES!

7 SUMMONED SKULLS!

6 DARK MAGICIANS!

5 RAIGEKIS! (Lightning: CCCCRRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHH!)

4 KURIBOHS!

3 DUEL DISKS!

2 FLAMING SWORDSMEN!

AND THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXODIA!

On the twelveth day of Christmas,

Yami gave to me…!

12 BLUE-EYES CARDS! (Kaiba: *screams in a mad fit* YOU DARE GIVE MY BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON CARDS?)

11 SHINING FRIENDSHIPS! (Tea: -.-; Kaiba has lost it…)

10 TIME WIZARDS! (Joey: *scratches head* But then, it was originally Yugi's card, then he gave it to me…arrrgghh!)

9 CHANGE OF HEARTS! (Ryou: Luckily I'm not with them… *sweatdrops, still watching the others* )

8 HARPIE LADIES! (Mai: You're HISTORYY!)

7 SUMMONED SKULLS!

6 DARK MAGICIANS!

5 RAIGEKIS! (Lightning: CCCRRRRAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH!)

4 KURIBOHS!

3 DUEL DISKS! (Kaiba: Feel my wrath, Yami! You'll never get away with my precious Blue-Eyes!)

2 FLAMING SWORDSMEN!

…

DEE: (smiles nervously, then turns to the above-mentioned monster cards who are wearing white choir costumes with matching red bowties and holding blue songbooks! *how cute! ^-^*) …Everybody now!

All monster cards: (sings) AND THE COMPLETE PARTS OF EXO…DIA!

EXODIA: ^_^

~The End!~

Hehe, there! I hope you guys liked that one! And before I forgot..

NO YAMIS WERE HARMED, KILLED OR TORTURED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FIC!

Just a friendly reminder…(^_^)

Yami: Not. Harmed. Huh? (eyebrows jerk, and advances towards Dee)

Dee: Uh…hehe…um, can't we settle this peacefully? ^^;;;

Kaiba: Peacefully? You stole my cards AND my Duel Disks Systems! (cracks knuckles)

Mai: And who gave YOU the right to be the owner of MY Harpie Ladies?

Joey: Yeah! That goes for my Flaming Swordsman and my Time Wizard as well!

Dee: But..but…Yami gave them all to me in the first place! T.T

Yami: Enough talk! Let's get her! :-D

Everyone (except Ryou, Tea and Yugi): YAAAAAHHHHH!

Ryou: *sweatdrops* …well, there they go…who's up for some pizza?

Tea/Yugi: ME!

Dee: Review please! Thousand domos!

~* MERRY CHRISTMAS, MINNASAN! *~