Roses are red, violets are blue - me no own, so you no sue!

Must apologize for leading everyone into thinking there was a Holes Slashfiction Archive. There isn't. Well, not that I know of. Sorry.

At The Camp Green Lake Internet Cafe

Chapter Two

The D-Boyz are still gaping at the computers. Magnet and Ziggy are standing in the middle of the room, holding eachother.

X-Ray: Hmm. Mr Sir and myself. I can't say I'm happy about that pairing. Who writes this pervy junk?

Squid: It's funny!

X-Ray: No, it's NOT.

Caveman: It's hott...

X-Ray shudders.

Zero: He's right you know... He places his hand on Caveman's knee.

Caveman: Remember this... He places his hand on Zero's knee.

Zero: That was –

X-Ray: Okay, a little more than we need to know here, guys.

Magnet: Hey, I'm interested!

Squid: Look! These mad people have made CGL co-ed!

Mr Sir's voice floating in through the door: We don't allow gel at Camp Green Lake.

Squid: Haha, in these ones we all get girls!

Magnet, Ziggy, Caveman, Zero: GIRLS? They are quite, quite disgusted.

Armpit: Girls, hmmmm.

Caveman: Girls UUUUGGGGHHHH!

Armpit: In a girly voice. Ooh Stanley, come fuck me Stanley.

Caveman: Shut the hell up, man.

Squid: Look, I get to have sex with all these different girls. Oh man, this is so cool. Hey in this one I get to marry a chick!

Armpit: Aw man how come I never get the girl?

X-Ray: I never get the girl neither.

Armpit: Maybe that's cos they think you're a man's man!

X-Ray: Shuddup, man.

Caveman, Zero, Ziggy and Magnet are still looking at the slash.

Ziggy: Oh my gawd, D-Tent gangbang!

X-Ray: WHAT? We should sue these crazy women! What is it with them and making us all fuck eachother.

Magnet: Maybe it makes them hott.

Armpit is dancing around the room, very hyper.

X-Ray: What the hell is wrong with you, man?

Caveman: He's hyper.

Zero: Sometimes it does that to you.

X-Ray clicks on a box. The computer demands that he be over eighteen to continue reading. He clicks cancel.

Caveman: Ooh, shower fics!

Magnet: Us in the SHOWER?

Armpit: Ha. It would seem that most of these girls have got it bad for li'l ol' Zero.

Caveman puts an arm protectively round Zero's shoulders.

Caveman: They do know he's mine, don't they?

Armpit: Some do. Come look at this! Hey X, sure you don't wanna try any of this?

X-Ray: Shut the fuck up before I come over there and smack you.

Armpit: Oh come on, it could be fun.

X-Ray: That's it! He jokily marches over and wrestles Armpit to the ground.

Everyone is looking at them in a tangled mess on the floor.

Everyone: Get a room!

Hope you found second chapter funny.