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Vince smiled and his music died down as he grinned and blew phony kissy-faces to the enraged he quickly grabbed a mic, the crowd began to chant "Austin!" "Austin!" "Austin!" that was fine. Let them chant whosever name they wanted, it didn't matter, Austin was gone for good.
"Stonecold Steve Austin is gone!" he said into the mic "you can chant his name all you want, it won't make a lick of difference, because last night at Wrestlemania, I beat him in the middle of the ring, one,two,three, in an "Your Fired!" match!"
the crowd booed but Vince ignored them and contined "As of last night, never again will the name Steve Austin be uttered in the WWE except in past tense, never again will we hear the name "Stonecold uttered in past tense, and the only references to rattlesnakes won't have anything to do with a beer swilling,foul mouthed rednecked cretin!"
" As of last night, never again shall the "Stonecold Stunner be performed or the words "Cause Stonecold said so!" happen in this company, cause as of last night "Stonecold" Steve Austin is DEAD!"
he laughed
"I got the last laugh Austin-I won!, and there ain't nothing you or anybody else can do about-"
there was the sound of shattering glass and Austin's skull symbol suddenly flashed up on the titantron before changing a bubblegum pink color as his theme song burst through the speakers.
and from out from the enterance way and down the ring stormed Austin's daughter Cassandra, Vince was taken aback "What **** is going on h-" he began but was cut off as she flipped him the doublebirds then the last thing he expected-THWOCK! Vince bent over as Austin's daughter kicked him in the gut then gave him a "Stonecold Stunner!" of her own!
the crowd cheered with approval and Cassandra grabbed the mic and began to talk to the stunned WWE chairman "The name Steve Austin, may be history, but the name "Stonecold ain't going NOWHERE!"
the crowd cheered
"Mcmahon, you may have gotten rid of my father but now you gotta deal with me!, And as long as I'm here there is a "Stonecold Austin" to cause you grief, you thought my dad was bad? you an't seen nothing yet!, If you thought your troubles with an Austin were over than you thought wrong, cause my dad taught me everything he knows and like the saying goes, "Like father ,like daughter" and just like my father did to you in his day, I'm gonna make you life a living hell, and that's the bottom line, cause "Stonecold Cas Austin said so!"
suddenly she picked him up by the hair and delivered another "Stonecold Stunner" that sent him flying over the ropes and crashing through the commentators table headfirst right outside the ring!
And as her music blasted away,she caught a couple of beers that had been tossed to her,smashed them together busting them open and guzzled down the brew!
Mcmahon's troubles were just beginning!