Author: raison d'etat ()

Rating: G! Totally G! Oh, not really.

Disclaimer: Matsuri Akino blah blah blah.

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Prologue: Once upon a time, there was an online archive named that stopped allowing people to post NC-17 stories. It was a free service, and perfectly within its rights to do so, but sometimes this was inconvenient.

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The Story Proper:

"Oh, Leon," D sighed, "you have brought me candy again. And flowers. Life is very happy here in my little petshop."

"I feel compelled to bluster now," Leon replied. "I'm going to act like I don't think you're the shiznit, even though it's pretty obvious I'm embarrassingly in love with you."

"You always were a darling sort of bonehead," D said affectionately. "Bon-bon?"

And they lived happily ever after.

THE END

This is the expurgated version of my NC-17 fic "Decision." You can find the uncensored version at .org/fanfic/view_/50255/148104#fic_c. WARNING: When I say NC-17, I mean it. Kiddies stay away.