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Special request Fulfilled! Ahhelga suggested to write a fiction where the Chan man learns to fly, well, hehehe, here it is but, he can not only fly and look!

IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, NO IT'S SUPER CHAN MAN!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(that's the title you dip wads! Hehe, had to put that in!^.^) * means thoughts

~~~~~~~~~~~~A few years after season 4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was but a happy day at section 13, our famed archeologist was around, err.. Somewhere

wandering the vast halls aimlessly. He found himself right outside Kepler's door. (For all you

morons, Kepler is that scientist dude that has lasers pointed at the door.) He had no clue what he

was doing so he opened the door and...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ZZZZAAAAPPPP!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"BWAHHHHHH!" Jackie yelled. "Kepler! What are you—" Kepler stared at Jackie

momentarily. "Are you all right? You just intercepted my Cronoto-Magnesium beam" (don't ask)

"A- What- Beam?" Jackie asked. "Kepler, how many times have I told you to point those laser

beams some where else? You could have killed someone!, if not me.." So, after a yelling match

(surprise, Surprise..) Jackie wandered off some more. He yawned and closed his eyes

momentarily, and walked, a second later.. "Strange, I always thought there was a wall there.." but

he just shrugged it off and walked on. Oh, but there was a wall, the world has discovered a new

super hero! Super Chan Man! But he didn't know it, at least not yet...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The next morning/Saturday~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jackie woke up in a groggy manner. He moaned (no, you pervs.) As he sat up in his bed.

He stared at his alarm clock and then collapsed back down. *7:30, an archeological dig in New

York, JOY..* he buried his head in his pillow. *NEW YORK?* He got up quickly, *Doesn't

Viper live in New York? But she lives in the city, not Upstate–* He collapsed and closed his

eyes. *I'd like to, no, no, I'd love to go visit her, but it's miles apart, I wish I could fly..* Jackie

suddenly felt as if he was flying. He opened one eye and *huh?* he looked down.

"BWAAAAHHHHHH!" He was hovering over his bed and almost touching the ceiling.

*What the– Kepler's beam! That's it!* he focused his mind on going back down to the ground,

and instead of floating back down, danger prone Jackie fell... "owww.." he muttered and rubbed

his back in pain. He hesitated and got dressed. He then went off to section 13's kitchen. Jade was

sitting at the table, eating toast and orange juice while changing the channels on the television.

"Good morning, Jade. As you know today is Saturday and—" "good morning Uncle Jackie and

NO" "But Jade–" "NO!" "Don't you want–" "NO" "Listen it's–" "NO" "It's just one–" "NO!"

"Come on–" "NO, listen Jackie I don't like archeology, it just screams 'lets go dig up some

ancient stones with our boring little brushes...' besides I've got a busy day planned, I'm going

rollerblading with my friends.. Oh, that reminds me, how's Viper?" Jade grinned, because she of

course knew that she would easily embarrass Jackie. "Ak, I, err.." Jackie stuttered. *Great, now

what do I say..* "It's okay, Jackie, we all know you love her..." Jade said in a teasing tone

looking quite amused. Jackie turned away and blushed. He quickly got his green tea and left the

kitchen. "Good morning Jackie.." Captain Black said. Captain Black was especially cheery

because today he was leaving therapy! (^.^ yay, they finally left Cappy black alone after season

2!) "Good morning Captain Black, did you by chance see Kepler?" "Nope, I know that he isn't

here though, he went to a department meeting today about laser safety..." Captain Black

remarked. *hahahaha, That ought to teach the stubborn...* Jackie laughed inwardly. "Well, thank

you anyway Captain Black.." Jackie said politely before he left. It was an exceptionally nice day

outside, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and (oh my!) Jackie was flying. Wait a

minute! Could it be? With a cell phone in one hand and archeological tools in the other, he was

flying to New York. "Hello, Jet blue airlines? This is Jackie Chan, I would like to cancel my

reservation for flight 3322L for New York..."And off he flew.. During that time, somehow he

turned invisible, *hmm, lets see, where does Viper live?* and somehow he found out and flew to

the window. He went through the wall and floated by her side. She was in her bathrobe, sitting on

her couch. She was sipping her coffee and reading the New York Times. Jackie started to caress

her cheek, oh yes, he was enjoying it. "Yes, Jackie?" Viper asked. "Bwahh! How do you do

that?" Jackie changed back to being visible. She silently chuckled to herself, "kind of like a

sixth sense.." Jackie sighed "What brings you to New York?" Viper asked. "Oh, where are my

manners, would you like some coffee?" "Archeological dig, yes, please and umm, aren't you mad

at me for just coming in uninvited?" Jackie was quite curious. Viper walked off to the kitchen

and prepared some coffee."Jackie, you are welcome here whenever you want, because I trust you

and well, I know you'd do the same for me.." she said in an amused tone. She handed Jackie his

coffee. When Jackie first knew Viper, he wasn't so hospitable ( "No thieves in Uncle's shop!"

"You are a bad influence!" "It's all your fault we lost the talismans!" "We are not here to steal

anything!" oh, yeah Jackie your really nice to Viper..) Jackie put on a sheepish grin and tried not

to act foolish. "I'll be right back" Viper quickly got dressed and After a half hour of pleasant

conversations, it was time for both of them to leave. "Listen, Jackie, I'm sorry we didn't talk for

long, but I have to get to work, I'll meet you here at around six-ish and we can go somewhere.

Alright?" Viper locked the door on her apartment and turned to face Jackie, She kissed him on

the cheek. "See you later!" she winked at him and left. Jackie grinned to himself *heh, maybe I

will see you sooner than six..*

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