Hey all you readers out there that are reading this! I have a question for you. Would you like to be in a fic? Would you like to bash the one we all hate: Thrust? Well then, I have the solution for you! All you have to do is send in a name you would like to go by, your weapon of choice, what you wanna do to him, how bad you wanna be in this on a scale of 1-10, and I will create for you...the most...*loud-speaker voice* GREATEST THRUST BASHING FIC! EVER! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *lightning flash, revealing Thrust cowering in a corner*

Thrust: Find a happy place, find a happy place...*sniff*

tf-fan: BOO!

Thrust: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT MY SQUIDWARD DOLLY! WAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!