Author's Note: I'm sorry, I just can't stop.

All: "We're Famous Williams' sexy boys club band!"

Rounder: "We hope that you've enjoyed the show!"

All: "We're Famous Williams' sexy boys club band!"

Racetrack: "We're sorry but it's time to go!"

All: "Famous Williams' sexy, Famous Williams' sexy, Famous Williams' sexy boys club band!"

Mush and Harriet: "It was wonderful to be here, it was certainly a thrill!"

Itey: "You're such a lovely audience, we'd love to take you home with us WE'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU HOME!"

Famous: Would we really?

Rounder: Well, yes. Sapphy and I are getting married - well, Dave has invented an ingenious cloning machine that can make copies of me! That way I can marry everybody!

Racetrack: You're incredibly egotistical.

Rounder: By my heel, I care not. (starts singing) L is for the way you look at me! O is for the only one I see! V is very very...

Famous: Those reviewers were nice. They didn't make fun of me. (smiles vacantly)

Racetrack: (aside to audience) She's a little deranged. I think she's had a strange childhood or something. . .

Rounder: (loudly) By my heel, I care not.

Famous: ENOUGH WITH THE SHAKESPEARE!

Racetrack: (aside to audience) Yep, definitely a strange childhood.

All: "We're Famous Williams' sexy boys club band! Famous Williams' sexy, Famous Williams' sexy, Famous Williams' sexy boys club baaaaaaand!"

Boots: "And many moooooore!"

Chip: What the hell? You don't say "and many more" at the end of a Beatles parody, you moron. That's for birthday songs, remember. . .?

Rounder: "And Mandy Mooooooore!"

Chip: That's - aaaaaarrrrrrggggggh.

Blink: SQUIGGLY MOUSTACHES FOR EVERYONE! And a special blue marker for ershey, because. . .Famous, why am I giving ershey a special blue marker?

Famous: Because she was nice to you and asked politely.

Blink: Oh, ok! I like ershey, she's cool.

Racetrack: That's all very nice, Blink—

Blink: Maybe I should give her a pink one too!

Racetrack: Blink? Weren't you sort of in the middle of a big speech?

Blink: (long, thoughtful pause) Oh yeah! I forgot. Anyways, let's all put squiggly moustaches on and sing and dance and be merry! HOORAY! FREE HUGS TO ALL READERS AND REVIEWERS!

All newsies: HOORAY! (Everybody hops around and sings "Smells Like Teen Spirit")

Sorry, this was WEIRD. Thanks to all reviewers, I love you like hell! MWAH again! lol - the end. :-)

-Saturday