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"That don't Impress me" sang by Shania Twain
All right reserves for Rumiko takahashi and Viz Video

THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME
A Ranma Songfic
written by: ChanChan

Starring:
Akane Tendou
Ranma Saotome
with the special participation of all the Fuurinkan High students,
Mikado Sanzenin and Picolet Chardin

Ranma open his eyes and yawn, he look around and scratch his head. 'Something's.. wrong here...' He said to himself. Then, he stood up and went downstairs.

"Ohayou Ranma, Breakfast is ready" Kasumi said, greeting Ranma.

Ranma smiled, "Arigato!" he said, as he sat beside his fiancée. "Yo Akane, you okay?" he asked, Akane just nod, and continue to eat her breakfast. Ranma look at his father who is eating his food quietly. 'This is weird.. Akane did not hit me.. and Oyaji is not stealing any food from me' Ranma said, to himself.

But even how weird it is.. Ranma admit to himself that he likes it. 'I do need a break from all of this chaos.. and I am glad Akane did not clobber me' he said, as he chew the food inside of his mouth. 'Maybe the fact that I did not insult Akane... oh well.. I guess we all do need a break from all this crap'

"Let's go Ranma"

Ranma nodded, "Hai."

Street..

Ranma looked down at Akane. The usual, he is walking on the fence while Akane is walking at the road. "Yo, Akane.. why are you so silent?" he asked Akane. Akane did not reply. "Okay now this is getting really really weird" Ranma whispered. He jump down and walked beside Akane. "Hey, Kawaiikune.. you know.. not getting angry doesn't fit you" he said,

Akane stopped. Ranma smiled. 'Now that hit a spot' He backed away expecting a mallet now. But He blinked when Akane took three step forwards then, she turned to look at Ranma.

"Huh?" Ranma asked, Then after a few seconds. He heard some background music. "Eh?" he blinked then he saw Akane smiled at him, and started to sing...

Akane: Uh huh.. yeah.. yeah...

Ranma blinked,

Akane: I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart. But you've got being right down to an art.

Ranma blinked, "But I am not-"

Akane pointed at someone, behind Ranma. Ranma almost jumped when he saw one of the Chemistry Leaders behind him, holding some flowers.

Akane: You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall. You're a regular original, a know-it-all Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special... Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else...

The Chemistry Leader frowned, Akane smirked,

Akane: Okay, so you're a rocket scientist...

Yuka, Sayuri and other Akane's friends appeared behind Akane and all of them, dance to the tune.

Akane: That don't impress me much... So you got the brain but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright. But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

Akane hugged herself, Ranma scratched his head. Then he saw Akane pointed at the guy.

Akane: That don't impress me much

Then Ranma saw Akane walking towards the school.

"Wait up Akane!" Ranma yelled, as he run towards Akane. He could not believe that Akane just dumped the Chemistry Leader just like that.. and in front of him? Then he stopped when he saw Akane stopped. He also saw Mikado Sanzenin swaying his hair in front of Akane, and Tatewaki Kunou holding a rose, he also noticed that they are both approaching Akane.

Akane: I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket, And a comb up his sleeve-just in case And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it.

Ranma saw Akane shook her head,

Akane: 'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place. Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special, Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else. Okay, so you're Brad Pitt.

Mikado Sanzenin and Tatewaki Kunou looked at each other then at Akane.

Akane started to dance again. Along with the girls behind her.

Akane: That don't impress me much, So you got the looks but have you got the touch?
Now, Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright. But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night. That don't impress me much

Ranma walked towards Akane, as he saw Akane pointed at Tatewaki and Mikado. 'Whoa.. another two guys being dumped today...' But before He could reach Akane. A Car entered the school and then a guy went out and Ranma realized it was Picolet Chardin. 'What the? Picolet with Akane? But he doesn't like Akane! He likes my girl side and what happen to his horse?'

"Mademoiselle Akane..." Picolet said, as he kneeled in front of Akane. Akane smirked,

Akane: Oh! You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine. You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in. I can't believe you kiss your car good night... C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right? Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special. Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Picolet blinked,

Akane shook her head,

Akane: Okay, so you've got a car. That don't impress me much. So you got the moves but have you got the touch? Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright, But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night. That don't impress me much. You think you're cool but have you got the touch? Don't get me wrong, yeah baby, you're alright But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night. That don't impress me much.

Ranma saw the roses in Picolet's hands who became grayish. "This day is weird..." Then he saw Akane entering the School building now, and all the guys approaching her and giving her roses, but one by one.. she is dumping all of them.

Akane: Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something... Whatever... That don't impress me

Ranma opened his eyes and sat up. "Oh boy.. it's just a dream.." he said, as he wiped his sweat. He put his hands on his chest, feeling his heart beat. "That's a weird dream..." he said, Then he stopped and wondered what if he was one of the guys who gave Akane a rose in his dreams.. will Akane dump him too? He shook his head. "it's a stupid dream" he said, as he stood up.

Walking in the corridor. He saw Akane exiting her room, He remembered the dream and sighed, "H-Hey Akane?" Ranma asked, Akane blinked. "Hm?" She looks cute in her yellow pajamas. "I just want to tell you that.. I can keep you warm in the middle of the night" he said,

Akane blinked, "Huh?"

Ranma blushed, "Oh nothing.. never mind" he said, then he turn his back on her and walk away.

Akane scratch her head, "What's wrong with Ranma? Did He had a weird dream again?"

Author's note:

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