By Old Grasper Incorporated

There once was a pirate named Jack,

Made a raft from the hair on his back,

He drinks lots of rum,

And has a cute bum,

And looks like he's been taking crack.

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There once was a blacksmith called Will,

Sailing on boats and ships made him ill,

Went with Jack to rescue,

His gal from the crew,

With their leader called Hector, who's brill.

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There once was a sailor called James,

Who hunts pirates then rescues dames,

He wears a dumb hat,

But isn't a prat,

He likes to watch ships burn in flames.

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There once was a pirate named Hector,

Who plotted his course using vectors,

He found a cursed chest,

This move wasn't his best,

Now him and his crew are all spectres.