Why Don’t You and I?

Chapter 1 – Briefings are So Boring

Spoilers – I dunno really. I don’t think there are any but if there are let me know.

Rating – Good grief. Nothing above PG I suppose. This is harder than writing the actual story!

Season – Near future I think. None in particular, this is just a random fic.

Pairings – C’mon don’t be thick.Minor Sam and Jack of course.

Disclaimer – Not only do I not own Stargate SG-1, but I also own nothing to do with the songs, bands or anything. I just heard them on the radio and got the words and thought it would make a gorgeous fic.

Author’s Notes – I just got this listening to the title song by Santana and Alex from the Calling. I hope you enjoy it, and please review whether positive, not positive or just a general hello, I don’t mind.

         Sitting in briefings is soooo boring. That’s why headphones are a Colonel’s best sorceof entertainment. Especially when General Hammond has confiscated said Colonel’s gameboy, mobile phone, comics, joke books, the list goes on. See tiny heady phones he can’t see, and considering he knows I don’t get half of what Daniel says in briefings anyway, I don’t have to pretend to be interseted.

          Of course Teal’c and Carter know perfectly well what I’m doing, mainly cos Carter is listening with the other headphone and Teal’c is the one that supplied the cd. Daniel on the other hand, clueless. Babbling on about some artifact things he found on P2X something something something. Sadly Carter is now nodding her head to the music. General Hammond is going to notice eventually.

            How does one get a nodding astrophysisist to stop nodding her head? Simple. Poke her untill she glares at you or kicks you under the table. OW! Ooh, she’s gonna get it this time. Uh oh. General Hammond has just looked up. I shouldn’t have made a face. Carter’s taken out the headphone and put it on my lap. Now she’s smiling at me,

              “Colonel what are you doing?” General Hammond has just asked me.

            “Yes, sir, what are you doing?”

               Oooh. Nasty Major. Very nasty indeed.

             “I was just thinking General. You know me. Thinking isn’t my strong point and I, erm, I need to strain to think, so, er, that was why I was making a face.” Good save Colonel, good save.

             Teal’c has just raised an eyebrow. Okay so it wasn’t one of my better come backs but it’ll do.

              Good grief, this is boring. “Someday, somehow, I’m gonna make it all right but not right now.”

              “Colonel take the headphones out.”

                 “Er, yes General.” Damn he caught me again!

               Oh good grief, now Carter’s smirking. I’ve never seen her smirk before. Sweet Major, very sweet, play innocent.

                 “Major Carter has the other headphone sir.” So taddling’s immature. But she smirked at me.

                “Major?” Heehee. You’re in for it now Carter.

              “Well I was just wondering what Colonel O’Neill was doing sir.”

                “Hmmm, Dr. Jackson have you finished?” Oooh. Boredom General, you were bored too.

                “Yes actually General. I have.”

                “Good. Dismissed people.”

Author’s Notes – So what do you think? Keep going or ditch it? Opinions or it will be ditched!