A long, long time ago
On a continent far away
Mid-Earth was under an attack
So I thought me and Gandalf the gray
Could talk the Dark Lord Sauron into maybe cutting them
A little slack
But his response, it didn't thrill us.
He locked his gates and tried to kill us
We escaped from those Orcs
And met Frodo, and a lot of dorks
We took a horse ride from the scene
And we went to Lorien
to see the queen
We all wound up in the Bruinen
That's where
We found
This boy
Oh, my, my
This here Aragorn guy
Maybe Elfstone
Someday later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home and
Kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying soon I'm gonna be
That king guy
Saying soon I'm gonna be
That king guy

Did you know this prince- boy brave
Doesn't even know how just to shave
But he can use that sword, they say.
Aww, do you see him hitting on the lady
Though he's just twenty and she's like, eighty
Yeah, he's, probably gonna marry her
Somedayyyyyyy
Well I know he forged the sword
anew
And he'd smite Sauron if he
wanted to
And we were stuck, it's true
So we told a person or two
Awwwww
He was an Uruk tracking/ hunting ace
And the minute Elrond started off that race
Well I knew who'd win first place
Oh yes, It was our boy
We started singing
My, my
This here Aragorn guy
Maybe Elfstone
Someday later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home and
Kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying soon I'm gonna be
That king guy
Now we finally got
To Rivendell
The white council we knew would tell
Just how good this boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his heirship levels were off the scale
and he might fulfill that prophecy
The council was impressed, of course
Could he bring Kings back to Gondor
They interviewed the kid
Awwww, fellowship they forbid
Because Elrond sensed in him much fear
And Gandalf said now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will keep this boy
We started singing my, my
This here Aragorn guy
Maybe Elfstone
Someday later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home and
Kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying soon I'm gonna be
That king guy
We caught a ride back to Gondor
Cause Boromir said he's wanted more
I frankly would have liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all be fore
Little hotshot raised his flag
And saved the dayyyyy
And in the end some Uruks died
Some walls blew up and some soldiers fried
A lot of folks were croaking
The walls of Minas Tirith were broken
And the steward that I admire most
Met up with a palantir
And now he's toast
But I'm still here, and he's a ghost
I guess I'll help this boy
And I was singing my, my
This here Aragorn guy
Maybe Elfstone
Someday later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home and
Kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying soon I'm gonna be
That king guy