Forge was tinkering with the Danger room, while Rogue, Jean, and Kitty were doing a practice run. What he was working on had nothing to do with the simulation. While pressing a button, He sneezed and pressed a different one.

Xavier was rolling down the hallway, to enter the elevator leading to the control room. All of a sudden, the door blew off it's hinges, and the 3 x- girls ran screaming out of the room. When he looked in, he noticed 10 Sabertooths wearing see-thru leotards.

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Wolverine was walking around the hallway upstairs, when he sneezed. His claws just happened to slice the door to the shower nearby to pieces. A shower cap wearing Kurt came running out screaming high pitched, while beating Logan about the head with a shampoo bottle.

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Jean was walking through the hallway at school. She sneezed. Duncan screamed. He required a cast in a very painful area for the next 2 weeks.

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Toad sneezed, then hopped away screaming with a pair of pants stuck to his tongue. Principal Kelly went screaming in the other direction, flashing the whole world.

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Magneto sneezed, Principal Kelly's car blew apart.

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Storm sneezed, Cyclops flew into Duncan's arms. They both screamed, and ran in opposite directions.

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Xavier sneezed, Duncan started doing the Macarena, and singing all the words, in front of the school assembly.

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(I'm sorry, I can't dredge any more up. It is now up to whoever wants to take up this challenge. I would do more, but I used only the mutants I'm a fan of, and the scapegoats I love torturing. Occasionally they're the same thing. "grin". I have no problems with someone else taking up the reins.)