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Rynn-Sama
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Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 01-06-05 - Published: 01-22-04 - id:1698745

AN: Okay hey peoples! I know that it has been FOREVER since I last updated this story. But I got busy with the Seed Santa Letters during the holidays and just never really got around to finishing this up. Once again we've got another chapter for the Unibrow and my hope is to get the next chapters finished soon. Also back in the day when I first started Unibrow, I didn't like the spelling of Dearka and so I used Diakka (because it looks more like it sounds). In most everything else I use Dearka but I think that I may just finish up with Diakka in this fic because I don't want to go back and change all the other stuff.

Thanks for reading ((kisses))

Diakka walked down the hallway, ha had just been in Athrun's room leaving the forehead lice cream. Diakka shook his head wondering how the poor sucker had gotten forehead lice. Diakka had just kicked the jar of lice cream under the chair of Athrun's desk. That way Athrun would just think that he misplaced the cream and not know that someone knew his secret.

Forehead lice was so rare that Diakka had never heard of anyone that actually had it. He did know that it was attracted to unibrows. Maybe Athrun had a unibrow he was hiding like Yzak. Maybe Diakka was surrounded by unibrowed freaks! Who knew what Klueze's eyebrows or brow looked like under that mask!

Diakka looked down at his watch. 1100HRS just enough time to shower before his match with Yzak.

Yzak clipped his pick cloak into place. It was part of the Triple-H C club rules that ceremonial cloaks must be worn during challenges.

The Triple-H C club or Hungry Hungry Hippo's Club club was an elite club that Diakka and Yzak had created themselves. No one else belonged to the Triple-H C club but that's the way Yzak liked it.

Each member of the Triple-H C club had one specific colored hippo on the game and they were allowed to name their hippo. Yzak had chosen the pink hippo and taken a black permanent marker and drew a unibrow on it. It was such a sexy pink unibrowed hippo. It had taken Yzak weeks to name his hippo but after a long period of mediation, Helga had come to him.

Diakka had chosen the orange hippo. Diakka, thinking that floofy hair was sexy, had taken some fuzzy yellow stuff and glued it to the hear of the orange hippo. He told everyone that Arnold, for Arnold was the name of Diakka's hippo, had taken after him. Diakka and Yzak were both very fond of their hippos and they took great care of their game.

After creating the Triple-H C club and naming their hippo's Diakka and Yzak had deicided that they wanted to make it more fun by having ceremonial robes. So Yzak and Diakka wrote Yzak's mom and she made a pink cloak for Yzak and an orange cloak for Diakka.

The cloaks were to be worn during official Triple-H C club matches and at the end of the match the looser would have to parade around the ship in the winners cloak, saying how unworthy they were compared to the other. This of course had been Yzak's idea.

Yzak looked down at his watch. It was finally 1300HRS and an evil smile crept onto Yzak's face.

Yzak walked down the long corridor until he came to the common room which was where Yzak and Diakka had held all of their Triple-H C club meetings. It was also known as the rec room.

Diakka was already there, dressed in all of his orange hippo splendor.

"It too you long enough. I was starting to think you were too scared of Arnold to show up!" Diakka smirked.

"Ha! Helga could beat you any day and you know it! Besides, I wanted to make an entrance. I'm good at doing that!" Yzak stuck his tongue out at Diakka.

"Whatever. Let's just get this started. It's best two out of three I've decided. There is something nice about the number three. Not too short, but it also doesn't drag the operation on forever either. Yes, it better be two out of three I say. I gave the challenge so I get to choose." Diakka said as he got out the Hungry Hungry Hippos game and started to set it up. The green and yellow hippos were unclaimed and therefore useless.

"I like two out of three. Are you ready to get stomped into the ground football head?" Yzak cackled.

Diakka stared at Yzak in confusion. "What are you on? Where did football head come from?"

Yzak paused for a moment and stared at Diakka. "I really don't know. I kinda just said what came to mind first. I'm not saying that any of it is supposed to make sense! Come on!"

The two sat in silence for a moment.

"How about we just play?" Diakka said pointing at the game.

"Right…" Yzak said.

Just then Nicol walked in.

"Hey guys! What are you doing?"

"DO YOU MIND! This is a sacred Triple-H C club meeting! Are you a part of the Triple-H C club? I think not so that means that you are not invited!" Yzak said as he stuck his nose in the air.

"Wait a minute Yzak! We could use Nicole. He can say start and stuff so that it's a fair game!" Diakka smiled.

"What id I don't want a fair game?" Yzak muttered under his breath.

"What was that?" Nicol asked.

Yzak glared at Nicol.

"Nothing…"

Diakka and Yzak positioned themselves with their arms raised over the lever for their particular hippo in the game.

"Okay… START!" Nicol said with a smile.

Yzak started to push down on the handle of his hippo, over and over again so that the head of the pink hippo shot out and started to gobble up the little white marbles in the middle of the game.

Diakka was trying to do the same but, Arnold's head seemed to be gibbled and it wouldn't move properly but it pathetically twitched, trying to move.

"Wait! Wait my hippo is stuck!" Diakka cried out.

"Mwahahahahahahahahaha! Never Mortal! Nicol said start so you should have made sure your hippo was in working order!" Yzak said as he hurriedly continued whacking the lever for his hippo.

"I win! I Win! I WIN!" Yzak shouted with glee as Helga gobbled up the last of the white marbles.

"Game one goes to Helga." Nicol stated.

Diakka just glared.

"I hate you!"

"Is your hippo working?" Nicol asked.

Diakka played around with Arnold for a moment then hit the leaver. Arnolds head shot forward.

"Yup. Arnold is ready and set!" Diakka smiled.

"Okay, GO!" Nicol called out.

A/N: Okay so just one last note. I did not make up Hungry Hungry Hippos. It's a real game and I just love to play it LOL

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