Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi; however, I DO own…oh wait, nevermind, I don't own that either. ^_^;;

Together "Forever"

Miaka: I love you Tamahome!

Tamahome: I'm sorry, I only hang out with you because you're the Priestess of Suzaku.

*5 minutes later*

Tamahome: …Actually, I think I AM in love with you, Miaka.

Miaka: YAY!

*Next Day*

Miaka: Tamahome, we have to break up.

Tamahome: WHAT?

Miaka: Yui's in love with you, and I don't want to fight with her.

*2 Minutes Later*

Miaka: Screw you Yui, Tamahome's WAY too hot to lose.

Tamahome: YAY!

*1 Week Later*

Miaka: Whoops! Sorry Tamahome, we can't be together anymore because I'm supposed to be "pure".

Tamahome:…..crap.

Miaka: *sigh* I wish I had read my job description BEFORE I accepted Priestess-hood.

*4 Days Later*

Miaka: Tamahome, are you fed up with me?

Tamahome: No, why? Who WOULD'T want a girlfriend they can't make physical contact with?

Miaka: You looked AWFULLY comfy with that sexy girl earlier.

Tamahome: You know, one girl should NOT say that about another girl.

Miaka: So you still love me?

Tamahome: Hang on, lemme check, am I drunk enough….? …Sure, why not, yeah I'm still in love with you.

Miaka: YAY!

*2 Weeks Later*

Miaka: Tamahome, I'm sorry. We can't be together anymore.

Tamahome: Why not? We're engaged! And besides, Nuriko WANTED us to be together!

Miaka: *sigh* Good point, but I'm not pure anymore, I can't summon Suzaku, and I'm not worthy enough to be with you.

Tamahome: …..Is this your time of the month?

Miaka: Farewell forever! *runs off*

Tamahome: Something tells me that this could be a problem….

*Fast Forward to OVA*

Tamahome: Miaka, I'm so happy in this weird new world with you!

Miaka: Me too, Tamahome!

Taitsukun: Sorry kiddies, but you can't be together otherwise both worlds will fall apart or some shit.

Miaka: NOOOOOOOOO!

Tamahome: Miaka, here's my wedding ring back. I will always love you and I hope you'll be happy.

Miaka: NO! TAMAHOME! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!

*Couple Months Later*

Miaka: I love you, Taka.

Taka: I love you too, Miaka.

Tamahome: *ahem* Miaka, WHO is this?

Miaka: This is Taka, your re-incarnation. I like him better than you because he actually STAYS with me. *waves hands* Shoo! Shoo!

Taka: Tamahome, since I'm such a nice guy, I'm going to let you merge with me because I can feel the depths of your pain! Isn't that nice?

Tamahome: GET AWAY FROM-AHHHHhh! *enveloped in bright light and thrown into Taka*

Miaka: Wow, his looks and your brains! I really AM lucky!

THE END