"A Jedi shall not know anger. Nor hatred. Nor pants." ~Episode II poster

Anakin: You're just the way I remember you in my pants.

Padmé: Are you allowed to wear pants? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi.

Anakin: Jedi don't have pants.

Padmé: You really don't like pants, do you?

Anakin: I wish I could just wish away my pants.

Padmé: I will not let you give up your pants for me.

Anakin: I don't like pants. They're coarse and rough and irritating. I hate pants!

Padmé: Sometimes there are pants no one can fix.

Anakin: You are in my very pants, tormenting me.

Padmé: I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my pants.

Anakin: Your pants are soothing.

Padmé: I truly, deeply, love your pants.

Anakin: Pants! No!