Katsuki Michiru: Hi! This is my first FFX story!

Tidus: I’m in it! Yay!

Wakka: Can we just get this over with, ya?

Katsuki Michiru: Ya! Me no own FFX *Sobs*

Tidus: *Singing* Sweet home, Zanarkand... where you can’t see the sky!

Wakka: Tidus, what are you singing? Hey, you hear me, ya?

Tidus: *In total seriousness* Hey Wakka?

Wakka: Yeah?

Tidus: Why do you always say “Ya?”

Lulu: Whee! We did it, we did it! We did it!

Rikku: Yay!

Lulu: Some Spanish word!

Rikku: We did it!

Kimahri: Kimahri go over mountain and drank tree!

Wakka: *To Tidus* How can you drink a tree?

Tidus: *In shock*

Rikku & Lulu: We did it, we did it! We did it! Hooray!

Kimahri: Kimahri and other almost eaten by fish, ... we didn’t.

Rikku & Lulu: We didn’t, we didn’t! We didn’t! Yay! Whoo! Hooray! We did it!

Tidus: *passes out*

Wakka: *Eaten by giant fish*

Auron: Bet’cha he doesn’t come out the other end.

Lulu and Tidus: We bet he does!

Tidus: Yunie? Where’s Yunie?

Yuna: I’m over here, Tidal Wave!

Tidus: SPLOOSH!

Giant fish: That Besaidian is disagreeing with me!

Wakka: *Inside giant fish* Am not!

Giant fish: Are too! See? He’s disagreeing with me!

Wakka: Aww suki!

Giant fish: *Throws Wakka up and jumps back into ocean*

Auron: Pay up, I only take Gil.

Lulu & Tidus: Shut up, Auron.

Tidus: *Blows raspberry*

Wakka: Aw, c’mon, ya! You’re getting spit every where!

Tidus: SPLOOSHYNESS! ... Ahhh! It’s the ghost Jecht! The world is ending! Mt. Fuji’s erupting! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! AHHHH! *Runs out of house*

Yuna: Uhh Wakka? Where’s Mt. Fuji?

Wakka: *Shrugs*

Kimahri: *Runs out of house*

Rikku: I have a joke!

Yuna: What is it?

Rikku: Knock, knock!

Yuna: Who is it!

Rikku: Wakka.

Yuna: Wakka who?

Wakka: What?

Rikku: Wakka, Wakka, Wakka!

Wakka: What, what, what?

Yuna: ... I... I don’t get it...

Lulu: RAWR!

Kimahri: *Carries Tidus in* Kimahri save stupid one.

Tidus: Did not! I was only trying to kick the bucket!

Wakka: You tried to kill yourself?

Tidus: *Holds up bucket* No... not really.

Yuna: Kimahri did gooooood!

Tidus: WHAT’S WRONG WITH KICKING A BUCKET?

Wakka: If you kick a bucket, it makes everyone beat you up!

Tidus: *Kicks bucket*

All (Minus Tidus): *Beat up Tidus*

Wakka: See? I told you! But chew didn’t listen.

Tidus: *Twitches* That makes you larger-than-life... *twitches* Superstar!

Auron: *Falls to the floor and dies*

Kimahri: Evil Backstreet Boys! Kimahri kill stupid one!

Tidus: AHHHHH! Wait! He can’t attack me if he thinks I’m dead!

Kimahri: *Lunges at Tidus*

Tidus: *Falls to the floor and fakes a seizure* Yu-Yu- Ha...kusho! *Dies*

Wakka: Ka... me... ha... me... HA, ya!

Auron: Masenko... HA!

Botta: *Out of nowhere* Special beam cannon!

Lulu: GUYS! THIS ISN’T DRAGONBALL Z!

Yuna: What’s Dragonball Z?

Tidus: It hasn’t been invented yet... *Freaks out* How does Lulu know then?!

Narrator: A Blitzball crashes through the window and hits Tidus in the face.

Tidus: Ooof! *Hits the floor with a Blitzball indentation in his face*

Wakka: *Talking backwards* !ay ,yeh, Sudit! Sudit! Pleh! Ukkir! Irhamik! Ulul! Norua! Anuy!

Tidus: STOP TALKING BACKWARDS!

Lulu: Tidal Wave!

Tidus: *Twitches* Must fight... SPLOOOOOOOOOSH!

Lulu: TIDAL WAVE! MONSOON! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Tidus: *Jumps off roof and gets up* SPLOOOOOOOOOSH!

Wakka: Evaw ladit!

Tidus: My name is-

Yuna: TIDAL WAVE!

Tidus: SPLOOSH!

All: Tidal Wave!

Tidus: SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH!

Yuna: *Giggles*

Rikku: Wakka, Wakka, Wakka!

Wakka: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU... YOU... GIRL! WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!

Rikku: I LOVE YOU DAMMIT! *Kisses Wakka*

Wakka: AHHH! COOTIES AND RIKKU GERMS! *Kisses Lulu*

Lulu: WAKKA COOTIES AND WAKKA SLOBBER! *Kisses Auron*

Auron: *Dies and kisses Yuna*

Yuna: Auron! Ahh! Germs are bad! *Kisses Tidus*

Tidus: I’d rather live with the germs than kiss the only remaining person! *Looks at Kimahri who scowls*

Kimahri: Kimahri rather kill stupid one than kiss stupid one.

Wakka: Tidal Wave!

Tidus: AHHHH! SPLOOOOOOOOOSH!!

Yuna: *giggles* La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la...

Wakka: THE CHOCOBOS ARE COMING! THE CHOCOBOS ARE COMING!

Wakka and Tidus: *Trampled to death by raging chocobos*

Auron: *Is bit by chocobo infected with mad chocobo disease and dies*

Yuna: *Starts to perform a sending*

Auron: IT’S A MIRACLE! I’M ALIVE!

Tidus: SPLOOOOOOOSHYNESS!!

Wakka: *As Michael Jackson* Ow!

Auron: *Kills all infected chocobos*

Tidus: Chocobos! Auron killed the adoreable chocobos! *Sobs*

Jecht: Shut up! All you ever do is cry!

Tidus: AHHH! It’s the ghost of Jecht! Run for your lives! *Runs into wall*

Auron: *As Joey Wheeler* I’m bad, you know it! I’m bad, I’ll show it!

All (EVEN Jecht!): O.o! (O.o = Oro!?)

Jecht: *Performs a successful Jecht shot*

Tidus: *Tries to do a Jecht shot. Does it perfectly until the blitzball hits him in the nose and he falls on his back* DAMMIT OLD MAN! WHY DO YOU EMBARRASS ME SO?!

Jecht: What’cha gonna do? Cry about it?

Tidus: You’re so hurtful! *Storms away crying*

Auron: I heard he was quite the cry baby.

Wakka: RAWR!

Lulu: Hi, my name is- Hi, my name is- Hi, my name is- *twitches* Sli-

Rikku: Hi, Mynameis!

Lulu: MY NAME’S LULU!

Rikku: Wakka, Wakka, Wakka!

All (- Wakka): Boo!

Rikku: AHHHH!

Wakka: I hear voices in my head!

Tidus: I have a voice inside my head, I call him Juan!

All: O.o!

Lulu: *smirks* Tsunami.

Tidus: *Sobs* Where? Hide me! *Hides under table*

Lulu: Rikku! *Casts fire upon Rikku*

Rikku: EEK!

Tidus: Tidal Wave!

Jecht: SPLOOSH?

Tidus: Don’t you steal my lines, old man!

Jecht: Tsunami.

Tidus: *Sobs*

Auron: CRYBABY!

Tidus: Wah! Everyone’s picking on me!

Wakka: *Balances on Blitzball*

Tidus: *Knocks him down*

Wakka: Oof! *Hits the floor*

Tidus: *Giggles*

Rikku: Wakka! Are you hurt?

Wakka: AHH! The- Al... Bhed.... are scary...

Rikku: *Pokes Wakka’s hair*

Wakka: What are you doing, Ukkir?

Rikku: Ukkir? Oh! ‘Rikku’ backwards!

Yuna: *Hits Tidus with magical rod thingy*

Tidus: *Rod hits head* Oof! *

Wakka: Haha! You got hit in the head!

Tidus: ...Cunno... *Hits Wakka in the back of the head*

Wakka: Ow! *Puts Tidus in headlock*

Tidus: *Frees himself*

Wakka and Tidus: *Fight*

Yuna: Oh my...

All (-Yuna, Tidus, and Wakka): You started it!

Wakka and Tidus: Fight, fight! Bicker, bicker! Quarrel, quarrel! Squabble, squabble!

Wakka: Spit.

Tidus: Spat?

Rikku: Wakka, Wakka, Wakka!

Wakka: *Sigh* I’m ignoring you, Rikku.

Rikku: Wakka, Wakka, Wakka, Wakka, Wakka, Wakka! RAWR! WAKKA! ANSWER ME!

Wakka: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

Rikku: FIVE MINUTES TO GET RID OF IT!

Wakka: *Stares Rikku down* RAWR! *Bites Rikku’s hair*

Rikku: Lulu! Set him on fire! *Smoothes down Wakka’s hair*

Wakka: THAT TOOK ME ALL WHOLE MORNING AND SEVENTEEN BOTTLES OF HAIR GEL!

Lulu: I’m not getting-... geez. *Watches as Rikku bites his hand*

Wakka: Tag me! Tag me! *Hits Tidus*

Tidus: WHAT?

Wakka: Good luck, brudda.

Tidus: *Sigh*

Rikku: *Beats him to a pulp*

Tidus: WAKKA! Tag me! Tag me!

Rikku: LULU!

Lulu: Fine! *Sets Tidus ablaze*

Tidus: *Screams like a little girl and jumps into a small bucket of water head first*

All (Even Jecht): Oro?

Tidus: I’m still on fire! DON’T JUST STAND THERE! I’M ON FIRE!

Auron: I’d help, but... it’s funny just watching...

Tidus: *Melts into a puddle* Don’t step on me!

Yuna: *Puts Tidus in a glass jar*

Tidus: Don’t spill me! OR drink me!

Yuna: *Put Tidus down on table* Stay there.

Tidus: I don’t have any legs.

Yuna: ... Good point...

Kimahri: *Walks in* Kimahri like lemonade! *Drinks Tidus*

Yuna: You just drank my friend!

Kimahri: Taste like lemonade.

Tidus: *Walks into house* WHERE’S MY WAX SCULPTURE?!

Kimahri: Now taste like wax...

Tidus: That took me three years to make!

Wakka: ... You haven’t been here that long, ya?

Tidus: Oh, good point! *Casts haste on himself* This’ll be quick! *Runs out door really fast*

Wakka: Is that line getting really old?

All: YES! WE MUST GET THE WRITERS ON THAT!

Tidus: Back! Uh... *Uses ‘flee’ as all walk near him with pens and markers* I’ll be right back! *Runs away*

All: *Chase after Tidus with pens and markers*

~End~