I'm having writers block on my other story (The Tricks of Merry and Pippin), so I decided to write some songfics I made up. This is to the tune of Don't let Me Get Me by Pink. Frodo sings this while in Mordor. And I know some stuff doesn't rhyme, but oh well. It worked.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that you recognize. .

Never been anywhere

'Cept the Shire

Now I'm on Mt. Doom

And I'm climbing higher .

Gollum tricked me

Now Sam hates me

They were always in a fight

And they kept me up at night

.

Every day I fight a war against the Ring

Can't take the person I'm becoming

.

And it's a hazard to my health

Don't let it get me

Belongs to my enemy

It's bad when you destroy yourself

So irritating

Don't want to bear this ring no more

I wanna be somebody else

.

Elrond told me

You'll be a hero

All you have to do is

Go to Mordor

.

Tired of being compared

To darn Isildor

He gave up easily

That just aint me

.

Sauron, Sauron, wont you turn you eye away?

I need to get this ring destroyed

.

'Cus it's a hazard to my health

Don't let it get me

Belongs to my enemy

It's bad when you destroy yourself

So irritating

Don't want to bear this ring no more

I wanna be somebody else

A/N: I hope that people enjoyed this. You've probably read better, but I tried my best. Please review.