Setsumi-san

Yes... Ren tends... to be like that... (Ren: ...you're always provoking me in someway you know... you and Setsumi-san BOTH!) ... well I'M in the Torture Ren Club... so it makes sense... (Ren: ...I don't like you...) I knew that.

Kyo Terashi

Elementary School? AWWW~~~ I love Veggie Tales! I watch it with my brother! He's 9! ^o^ And I'm female too!

T4o R3n 7

... Anna's... on her vicious streak I guess... I wouldn't have dumped glue on her... rather sour milk or rat poop... maybe even Inui's Vegetable juice(if you watch PoT you'll get this)

Chiharu-chan

I'm... perverted? (Yu: Yes... I'm the male counter-part of you... no?) NO! YOU'RE NOT! THE MALE-COUNTER PART OF ME WOULDN'T BE CHINESE! GO FETCH SOME KOREAN PERSON AND I'LL CALL HIM MY COUNTERPART! I also want a older bro... but I only have a older sis... BUII~~~

kuro-kitsune

Yes I did get that idea from that. But I wanted to change the number... I guess Hao=Sango and Yu=Miroku? XD

jeremy

Thanks for your comment! Question! Are you a guy? Because I know a friend named Jeremy and he's a guy... or is that just... a nick name or something?

Ranma Higurashi

WAH~ Sankyuu for your comment! I'm so happy! ...and sleepy and tired...

Vy

LOL! I started reading the last part of your review outloud! It was funny! And thanks for your review!

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Orange, Peaches, and Love

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Chapter 11

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"So... I guess this is goodbye..."

Yu smiled at Ren and Yoh who were giving Yu his goodbyes. Yu gave Yoh a tight hug, "I'll miss you Yoh-kun... I hope you're still living when you tell Anna-san about you and Ren... if you aren't... please invite me to your funeral. I'll pray for you."

Yoh grinned happily and nodded, "HAI~!"

Yu hesitantly let go of Yoh and turned to Ren. He outstretched his hand towards Ren and waited for his itoko to take it. Ren looked at the harmless(A/N: Yea right~) outstretched, left hand and took it in his own and shook it.

Yu smirked happily and laughed sheepishly as he wiped his hand on his pantleg, "Oh gomen! I just remember I wiped off Hao's drool this morning with this hand! Ha ha ha~!"

Ren: ...##

Yu giggled harder, "Look Ren! You have little number signs on your head!"

Ren jumped his cousin and grabbed his neck, "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY TIME I GET TO ACT *CIVILIZED* AROUND YOU DAMMIT! AND YOU RUIN THE ****ING MOMENT!"

"He he he! Now you have little astericks on your naughty words!"

Yoh peeled Ren off of a severly busted up Yu, "Ren! Repeat after me... goosefrara~~~(A/N: You won't get it if you didn't watch Anger mangment)"

"Gooseberry... ... ... what?"

"Nevermind."

Yoh turned to Yu and smiled, "Gomen nasai Yu-san... Ren forgot to take his pills in the morning..."

Ren glared at Yoh, "PILLS? I DON'T TAKE NO ****ING PILLS! I'M NOT SICK! I'M HEALTHY! I DRINK MILK! I DON'T *NEED* PI-"

Gulp.

Yu forced the purple pills(A/N: MYAHAHAHA! VIAGRA! THE PURPLE PILL!) down his purple-haired cousin's throat, "Swallow~ Ren-kun!"

Ren obeyed his older cousin and swallowed the purple pill(A/N: Is it really viargra?).

Yu quickly detatched himself from his cousin, pecked Yoh on the cheek lightly, and ran to the place where you get all your items checked, "BYE YOH-KUN! I'LL MISS YOU! I LOVE YOU LOTS! BYE!"

Yu sprinted off and left a confused Yoh with a very aroused Ren.(A/N: AHAHAHA! IT IS VIAGRA! DEATH TO PURPLE PILL!) Yoh nervously(for good reason too) turned to Ren and sweatdropped, "... ano... Ren?"

"Yoh... we need to go home... NOW!"

Yoh walked towards Ren slowly, "... Ren?"

"Or do I need to ravish you right here and right now?"

"YEEP! I'm moving!"

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Yu looked out the plane window and smiled softly, taking his last look at Tokyo.

"... 'che! I still can't believe Yoh fell for Ren and not me... but..."

=... Yoh... really isn't a normal person... ne?=

"Sir?"

Yu looked up at a plane attendent and smiled handsomely, "Yes?"

The female flight attentdent(with a nametag reading Jeanne) smiled heavenly at Yu, "You have defiled the word of God... I will punish you now."

Yu: ^.^;;; eh?

(The next is censored because Jeanne... being who she is... tortured my OC upon my order MUAHAHA!)

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"Ren... you could've been a bit... more gentle..."

"I know... damned pill..."

Yoh flipped over to his stomach and looked at Ren, "...do you think Yu-san safely(A/N: *smirk*) reached China yet?"

Ren shrugged and sunk his teeth into the pink peach, "Not that I care... but... I think he's bleeding heavily..."

Yoh blinked at his love and tilted his head to the side cutely, "How do you know?"

"Family thing. I get shivers."

"Ohh... like how Hao killed me and he became strong?"

Ren twitched at the memory, "Yea... somewhat... by the way... where's Hao?"

Yoh looked up at the ceiling and frowned, "... I think he died again... aww... I never even said goodbye! Nii-chan~~~~ T^T"

Ren: -_-;;; =Died again? Why does that sound weird...=

Both boys remained silent in each other's presence in the dark room. (A/N: Ph33r teh darkness~~) Yoh started to sweat and he looked over to his... bed partner... yea... that's a good way to put it.

"Ren...?"

"Yea yea... we can host a second funeral for that lousy bastard."

"YATTA! I WANNA WEAR BLUE!"

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Back in China with Yu...

"Mother! I'm back!"

A heavily bandaged blonde walked into a... house... and got... pounced... by a large chinese woman.

"Little Yu's back home!"

"Nii-chan's BACK?"

"My son's back? ... Yu... you're latest issue of Playboy just came in... I kinda skimmed through it if you don't mind..."

"It's okay father... as soon as mother gets off..."

AUTHOR'S NOTE! I DON'T OWN PLAYBOY! IF I DID... I WOULDN'T... REALLY BE WRITING THIS AUTHOR'S NOTE!

"Nii-chan! Tell me what happened on your visit with Ren-nii-san!"

"... *smirk* ... I met... a person..."

"Who? Who nii-chan?"

"... maybe... I'll let you meet him one day... but now... get me to the nearest hospital... I think my brain's spilling from my ears."

-OWARI-

Elli: I've decided to make a sequel and it explains what happened to Ren and Yoh... and if Anna let them go or not...

Yoh: ... did Yu-san already leave?

Elli: No... I chucked him somewhere... he'll be back."

Yoh: ^.^ OKAY!

Elli: Anyway... this will be the last of Orange, Peaches, and Love... I hope you enjoyed this fic as much as I enjoyed writing it... and tormenting Yu... well... Ja ne!

Please read the sequel Fruit Candy!

~Sneak Preview!~

"Yoh... I have horrible news..."

Yoh looked up and grabbed Ren's hands, "YOU'RE PREGNAT?"

SLAP!

"NO! Don't be STUPID!"

Yoh rubbed his cheek and grumbled, "What a woman... and I'M the uke in this relationship."

"Did you say something dearest?"

"Oh ho! Of COURSE not!"

Ren couldn't help but a smile a bit, Yoh's sarcasm made him look so cute. The slim brunette stared at his koi and smiled, "Well? What's the horrible news?"

Ren hesitated a bit, he was going to sleep on the couch tonight, "Well... you see... let's me just say three words! Airplane... Yu... Visit..."

Yoh's eyes glinted, "Let ME say just three words... You... Sleep... Couch..."