By
The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- I don't own Deadpool, or anything like that. I only own Princess T'Rai, Emperor Poitt and all that crap.

Shout Outs-

Dark Jaded Rose- Don't worry my pet, Deadpool isn't gone yet! If I had him die halfway through my fic, it would be pretty crappy wouldn't it?

Quote of the day- 'Grrraa! Ooh! Me grapes!'

A brief recap- Last time on 'The Adventures of Wade Wilson: Space Merc0, Deadpool and FU-69 rescued the Princess T'Rai from her holding cell aboard Emperor Poitt's space station, only to have the evil emperor shot and apparently kill the Merc-With-A-Mouth!

'Deadpool NO!' Princess T'Rai screams as Wade's body hits the ground with a wet thump. 'You will pay for this you monster!' T'Rai spits at Poitt.

'I think not Princess!' Poitt smirks. 'Guards! Take her to the execution chamber and destroy the droid too!'

'Wait a cotton-pickin' minute there your extreme ugly and stinkiness!' A voice says from behind them. 'Aren't you forgetting something?'

Everyone turns around and sees Deadpool alive and well, albeit with a bloodstained hole in his costume!

'Deadpool!' T'Rai gasps. 'You're alive!'

'That's what an accelerated healing factor does for ya, cute buns!'

Wade then turns to Poitt.

'Are you gonna let us go or will I have to cut you all into meaty little chunks?'

'KILL THEM!' Poitt yells.

'I was hoping you were gonna say that!' Deadpool smirks as he unsheathes his swords.

Poitt's guards barely have enough time to fire one shot as Deadpool leaps up to them and cleanly slices of their hands. The guards scream in pain and drop to their knees. Deadpool picks up the discarded guns and throws them to T'Rai and Effyou.

'C'mon you guys! Join in the fun!'

No sooner is that said then T'Rai blasts an oncoming guard in the face at point-blank range and Effyou shoots another in the groin.

It is a short but brutal battle and our heroes soon stand victorious!

'Where's Poitt gone?' Deadpool asks, looking around.

'He must have ran off while we were fighting the guards.' T'Rai answers him.

Effyou runs up to a nearby passageway. He turns to the others.

'Come on you two meatbags! He went this way!'

Wade and T'Rai follow Effyou through the passageway.

'He's gonna pay for shooting me in the chest!' Wade hisses. 'Do you have any idea how much it costs to have this thing dry cleaned?'

Emperor Poitt's personal landing bay-

The doors swish open as Poitt runs into his personal landing bay, where his escape ship is kept. He takes out a control from his pocket and presses it. His personal escape ship lights up and its engines start up. Poitt runs up the gangplank as it opens. He then runs into the cockpit, the ship lifts off and flies out of the space station.

A breathless Wade and co arrives too late!

'Flonq!' wade curse. 'We've missed him!'

'I don't think so!' Effyou smirks. 'He left a spare!'

'Don't just stand there!' T'Rai says. 'Let's get after him!'

All three of them run into the spare battle ship.

'I'll drive!' Wade orders the others.

'No!' Effyou shoots back. 'I'll drive!'

'Nuh-uh metal-head! I'll drive!'

'Oh stop it you two!' T'Rai sighs. 'I'll drive! You two man the laser cannons!'

'Okeley-dokeley-do your majesty!' Wade answers, giving her a salute. 'Just show me where to shoot!'

As Wade and Effyou move to the laser controls, T'Rai straps herself into the pilot's seat and starts the ship up. There are soon away.

Emperor Poitt's escape ship-

Poitt smirks to himself as he slows his ship down and takes a rest.

'At last I've lost those meddling fools!'

No sooner is this said then, Poitt's ship is rocked by several laser blasts!

'Curses! They've found me!'

Poitt turns his ship around to face the oncoming enemy ship. He readies himself to fire. He presses the firing controls but, nothing happens!'

'Flonq!' He curses. 'I must have taken the escape ship with the empty power cells!'

A light flashes on the control panel.

'And the weakened shields!'

Then it dawns on him.

'Weakened shields? NOOOOO!'

Back on the other ship, Wade and co cheer as Poitt's ship explodes in a ball of flame.

'Well that's that peeps!' Deadpool smiles. 'An evil emperor destroyed and the Princess saved. What do you guys wanna do next?'

'I would rather like to go home thankyou Effyou.' T'Rai smiles.

'Very well. Effyou, take us home!'

'Uh, the Princess is piloting!'

T'Rai's home planet-

Wade, T'Rai and Effyou are greeted by and ecstatic King S'Rin.

'Welcome home Princess!' He beams, holding out his arms.

'It is good to be home father!' T'Rai smiles, hugging her father.

S'Rin turns to Wade and Effyou.

'And you, Effyou Sixty-nine! You are hereby granted the post of 'Royal Guard!'

'Sweet!'

S'Rin then turns to Wade.

'And you, Wade Wilson of Earth, I hereby grant you the princess's hand in marriage!'

'WHAT?' Deadpool gasps. 'I thought that when you said reward, you meant MONEY, not MARRIAGE!'

Before he can argue more, T'Rai grabs him by the shoulders and kisses him passionately. After she lets him up for air, Wade continues.

'Upon I have carefully rethought this, I have decided to agree to marry the princess!'

This is met by a huge cheer by King S'Rin and the random bystanders.

'LONG LIVE PRICESS T'RAI!' They yell. 'LONG LIVE DEADPOOL!'

'I guy could get used to this!' Wade smirks.

END! (For now, anyway!)