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ENTERING THE MATRIX: HP STYLE
By: Snarry
Summary: What if the characters in HP replace the characters in The Matrix? SLASH Agent Snape/Mr. Potter *hint* THE MATRIX SPOILERS!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
CAST
AGENT SMITH . . . SNAPE
NEO . . . HARRY POTTER
TRINITY . . . HERMIONE GRANGER
MORPHEUS . . . LEE JORDAN
CYPHER . . . RON WEASLEY
MOUSE . . . COLIN CREEVY
NIOBE . . . ANGELINA JOHNSON
LOCK . . . SEAMUS FINNIGEN
ORCLE . . . PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL
KEYMAKER . . . CHO CHANG (MALE)
AGENT BROWN . . . SIRIUS BLACK
AGENT JONES . . . BLAISE ZABINI
SWITCH . . . BILL WEASLEY
TANK . . . PERCY WEASLEY
APOC . . . REMUS LUPIN
DOZER . . . DRACO MALFOY
ARCHITECT . . . DUMBLEDORE
Notes: This is a parody of The Matrix and Harry Potter. Many slash pairings.
(PHONE RINGS)
RON
What the hell do you want?
HERMIONE
God Mr. Crabby, I just wanted to now if everything is in place.
RON
...
HERMIONE
I said, is everything in place? Hello? Are you jerking off again?
RON
Uh, You weren't supposed to relieve me.
HERMIONE
And you point is?
RON
Ha! I knew it! You lie him... you love watching don't you? Watching him get undressed! I though you loved watching me!
LITTLE NUMBERS MOVE ABOUT ON A COMPUTER SCREEN.
HERMIONE
Shut up.
RON
We're gonna kill his sorry ass!
HERMIONE
Lee thinks he's THE ONE
RON
Well, I think he's a little shit. Do you?
HERMIONE
I... it doesn't matter what I believe.
RON
(brokenly) you don't do you?
Oh shit, one last number pops up.
HERMIONE
Did you hear that?
RON
What? Is my mother spying on us again?
On screen: "Trace complete. Call origin: #312-555-0690."
HERMIONE
Uh, this is creepy. Tell your mother to stop. Oh wait, she's at my mum's house, eating cookies!
RON
Oh yeah.
HERMIONE
I better go.
And that is the end of the first scene. Hopefully, I'll have the next scene up soon! In the next part, we meet Harry and why does everyone love porn?
I highly suggest you see 'The Matrix'!
