Pyro sneezed. Sabertooth screamed. The pilot light on the oven definitely worked.

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Toad sneezed, then screamed as the X-van dragged him down the road.

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Sabertooth sneezed, and gave Mastermind a crew cut.

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Gambit sneezed, the Acolytes screamed. Pietro just grinned as he mooned them through his new holey pants.

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Wanda sneezed, and blew Lance through the window of Victoria's Secret and into a dressing room. Screams and the sound of glass breaking came from there. She laughed crazily as he was taken away in an ambulance.

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Colossus sneezed and accidentally headbutted Magneto, knocking him out.

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Toad sneezed, Wanda screamed. Toad had to have surgery on his tongue.

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As Sabertooth swiped at Wolverine with his claws, he sneezed. Logan laughed. Sabertooth had slashed a power line.

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Tabitha sneezed, blowing Lance into the girls locker room. He had to have stitches in a very painful place.

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Pyro was fooling around with his lighter, he sneezed. All the teachers had to get new cars.