Well hey there! I decided to finally update! Your probably all like ZOMG she finally decided to update this! And I bet most of u already skipped this message…really…well anyways here’s the next god forsaken chapter of ‘Why Me…’

Chapter 6: Wow…that’s gonna be a problem…

-----------------------------hearts to all who reviewed earlier----------------------------

The walk to the Ice Cream Parlor was pretty boring and filled with silence. Soon that silence became deafening loud, by the loudest person in the group.

“Hey, check this out!” Yusuke yelled waving his hands frantically in the air.

“Guys, hey guys! Come here quick!”

“I thought we were going to go get some ice cream…” Kuwabara whined walking back towards Yusuke, the group following close behind.

“Well, that will have to wait, cause I- hey wait… where’s Kurama.” Yusuke looked behind the group and turned to see Kurama pop up just in time right behind him.

“HOLY S-! Kurama w-why’d you sn-sneak up on me li-like that…” Yusuke said breathing heavily to recover from an almost heart attack.

“Thought you would like some flowers,” Kurama paused and took out a package from under his arm. “Here’s one for you, and you, and you, and one for you.”

“Uhh…why did you…” Yusuke stopped talking when he heard something fall to the ground. He picked it up and noticed it was a small plastic white bottle.

“Hey…what’s th-” Yusuke read the label and promptly fainted, dropping the bottle in the process.

“Urameshi!” Kuwabara went to catch his all time favorite friend and rival. “Wake up you dumb ass!” Kuwabara then began to shake him. “Gah! I think he’s dead!”

If Yusuke was aliv- I mean erm…awake that’s it, he would have been in serious need of medical help, since Kuwabara shook his body around so hard. Imagine all the bruises that would appear after he had been slapped at least 20 times.

“Kuwabara he just fainted that’s all…I think…” Kurama said happily poking the dead- looking body of Yusuke.

“No! He’s dead, I know it! And it’s all my fault!”

At this statement Kurama began giggling like a mad man. “Oh Kuwa-kun your so funny! Heehee!”

Hiei stood there trying to ignore Kurama’s girly giggles and Kuwabara’s shrills of terror, he started getting impatient by the second. ‘I want some sweet snow, and I want some now…’

Botan sighed, she just about had it with these people. She still had her plans to take over the world still in mind. The first person on her ‘To Kill’ list just happened to be the same baka redhead in front of her. A thought then suddenly hit her, “Hey what does that bottle even say anyway.”

Kuwabara stopped his horrid screaming and looked up at Botan. He then heard a slight moan coming out of the ravenette he was currently clutching on to for life.

Yusuke looked around, eyes hazy and far away looking. “Why am I on the ground?” He asked more to himself then to the others in front of him. That’s when everything slowly started coming back to him, his eyes widening. “Oh my god.”

“Wha-what’s wrong Urameshi!”

Yusuke said nothing.

“Speak to me dammit!”

The spirit detective pushed himself off the ground, ignoring Kuwabaka’s blabbering, and picked up the small bottle he had dropped earlier.

“Read this.” He said firmly. Everyone looked closer at the bottle. Botan began to have a seizure, Hiei began foaming at the mouth, and Kurama just started giggling like a crazy like a school girl. The bottle said “LONGER HAIR side effects: May make user become extremely horny around guys…”

THE END!

Nana! XD Just kidding…lol…I wonder how many of u fell for that…..ok here’s what really happened! (dodges tomatoes from angry readers) Srry!

“Read this.” He said firmly. Everyone looked closer at the bottle.

“Anti-depressant demon pills…It that all this was about?” Kuwabara said looking away from the bottle and back to Yusuke.

“Then why did you fai-”

“Read the small print!” Yusuke yelled at Kuwabara.

Botan snatched the bottle away from him. “It says side effects may cause demons to act really girly without them really knowing.”

“Hmm…well that explains a lot…” Yusuke said nodding.

“But still why did you fai-”

“Kuwabara if you don’t shut the hell up right now, then imma gonna ram this bottle up your ass!” Yusuke eyes turned from chocolate brown to glowing red.

He gulped. “Yes sir!” Kuwabara ran to hide behind Botan, which was a very bad idea.

“Who the hell!” Oops, speak of the devil. “Get away from me you baka!” Botan grabbed her oar and slammed it onto Kuwabara’s head. He fell limply to the ground, a large bump protruding out of his skull.

Kurama stopped his giggling and looked around to his teammates that were looking at him rather weirdly, all except Kuwabara.

“What?” Kurama said staring at the four suspiciously.

“Oh nothing.”

“…”

“Che…”

“Well ok then…ya’ll wanna come over to my house for a bit, my mom’s not home so-”

“Woot! Hell yeah! Let’s go everybody!” Yusuke and Hiei followed Kurama, and Botan, not too far behind with Kuwabara being dragged across the ground.

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“Do you think Kurama would be ok…I think he took an over dosage of those things.” Yusuke said, looking up to see Kuwabara playing with a piece of thread on his uniform. Hiei and Botan said something about getting some sweet-snow, and Kurama…well he had left the living room a little while ago saying he had to powder his nose. I mean what the fu-

“Urameshi, I think Kurama would be fine.” Kuwabara stared idly ahead at some random piece of dust flowing in the air. “I want it!” He then started trying to catch the dust…dumb ass.

“Baka…The next thing you know Kurama would start wearing dre-” Yusuke went wide eyed, and fainted again.

“No not again!”

“What seems to be the problem, boys.”

“Oh Kurama! You see Urameshi fainted again, and I-what the hell!”

Kurama was standing in the hallway wearing a nice looking red dress, including a pair of high heels and some earrings. Yusuke decided to wake up from the dead at that very moment.

“Owww…what happened…” Yusuke looks up to see a weird person in front of him and that person happened to be… “Gah!” This time Yusuke didn’t faint, but instead he bumped heads with Kuwabara. Yusuke jumped back in pain while Kuwabara was just, being Kuwabara.

“Ahhhhh! Damnit Uram-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Kuwabara’s eyes went wide when Botan suddenly appeared in front of him, making his world go black.

Botan smirked at him, grinning at the evil thought of what to do with the baka since he was out cold. Her plans were way better then killing him, oh way better.

‘I can’t wait to see his reaction when he wakes up.’ She then dragged him into the bathroom, leaving the 2 other clueless people behind.

Yusuke say Botan laughing manically, he sweat dropped. ‘Poor Kuwabara.’

“Hey Yusuke!” Kurama said doing a little twirl.

“Does this dress make me look fat?”

Yusuke ran out of the room resisting the urge to laugh uncontrollably.

“Where that damn pretty hot ferry onna go.” ‘Wait…did I just say that…damn her and damn my emotions.’ Hiei was currently left behind in the line waiting for sweet snow. “Damnit!” His patience left him and he walked out of the parlor, regretting to leave his precious sweet snow behind and hoping to find the ferry onna.

“Muahahahahahaha! A little snip here, a little snip there! It’s done!” Botan discarded Kuwabara’s body in the tub she filled with ice cold water. “Bye bye! Loser!” And she was gone.

“Gahhhhhhhhh! It’s so freakin cold!” Kuwabara leapt out of the water and grabbed a bunch of towels , that’s when he felt something missing.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It’s gone!”

Ah, well here is the end! For realz this time. (waits for the tomatoes) Well I guess ya’ll don’t hate me now huh? Ok here are the votes.

Kurama: 7...

Hiei: 23

Wow look at that Hiei’s actually winning! KB fans hurry and get ur votes in if u don’t want HB to win this in the end. And remember

A. Kurama

B. Hiei

Me: That;s all for no-

Hiei: (comes out of nowhere) Hn…I’m actually winning…

Botan: Wow! Look at all those votes…

Kurama: (appears then snatches Botan)

Botan: Aieeeeee! Let me go u perv!

Hiei: (smirks) Who’s the perv now fox… (slowly reaches for Botan’s butt)

Botan: (materializes her oar and wacks both boys in the head)

Hiei: Hurama: Owww!

Botan: Your both pervs!

Kurama: Well at least we are not as perverted as Yu-

(scream and then a slap was heard) Pervert!

Botan: Was that-

Me: Keiko, yes, Yusuke touched her again…

Botan: Oh, well bye!

Me: Ok now it’s over phew! (runs off to go play her Naruto PS2 game)

Catch yah later!

.T.G.G.