A/N- Oy all you chappies, I'm going to finish this story! No! Yes! And you know what else? I just came back from a week at camp, and one of the counselors did an awesome Gollum voice, and this camper started doing the voice too, so the counselor, John, said, "Who thinks they can do a better voice than me?" and the camper, Yoder, goes "We can, precious!" And John says, "Our voice is better than yours, silly!" And Yoder comes running up onto the stage like Gollum (on all fours, you know) and says, "Bring it, fat one!" It was so funny... Anyway, now I shall finish Legeo & Gimliet: the most pointless story I've ever written.

A Darker Side of Light- I'm a crazy Pirates fan. I have standups of Barbossa, Jack, Elizabeth, and Will in my room. Those names were in order of how much I love/like them. Thanks for reviewing and sticking with me as I kept adding more stupidity.

The Hobbit Lass- Thanks for all your reviews! My story went from getting one or two reviews a chapter to having eighty-eight overall!

Alteng- Yeah, that was me being bored. But I've stopped now, and you are all free! Thank you for reviewing and not giving up on me (which all my friends at school did after a few of these random chapters).

Western Master 3- Not only is it a creepy thought, but it's almost irritating. Thanks for your... enlightening... reviews.

AND TO ALL OF YOU WHO EVER REVIEWED THIS STORY: MERCI!

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So Sam stayed in the attic

And lived to be quite old.

The elves and dwarves continued

To fight as we've been told.

Soon Peter J. recovered

From his insanity,

And Frodo was permitted

To go and take a pee.

The Authoress sent Pippin

On back to Rivendell,

And then, the she-elf Arwen

The Authoress sent to... hey!

Then Saruman and Gandalf

Were wed with gaiety,

And Legolas and Gimli

Were dead and quite happy.

Bernard went to the North Pole,

The Authoress wrote this rhyme,

The dwarf and elf feud went on

Until the end of time.

There never was a story

That had more O.O.C.

Than this of Legolas and

His good buddy Gimli!